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The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish??
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear... "No, I Norwegian.
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Whoops !!!! wrong forum. Enjoy it anyway. That's an order !! 
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Campfire Kahuna
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just don't talk about any special sauce in this thread. 
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Funny chit, Ken.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Campfire Tracker
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Damn! I thought Dan got some "strange".  Mike
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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Funny chit, Ken. Denny aka Den.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Well....
A young man takes his prom date to Lovers Point, after a bit of kissing and cuddling things get hot and and heavy.
When they are finished, he turns to her and says,"If I knew you were a virgin, I would have been more gentle".
She replies, "If I knew you were a Polock, I would have removed my panties myself".
Sean
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