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The most interesting aspect of this story is that people today are so fugking helpless, and so fugking stupid, they require assistance with having an affair.
JFC. Walk down to the bar, fugk something, and walk back. It's not complicated.
Travis's suggestion that you can hook up with women in the local bars quicker and cheaper is prolly true, but this requires 1) you gotta get tipsy to swim in that pool, and 2) the quality of the gals you may hook up with can be on the low side. Been there and done that, not willing to go there again. Course, I don't have Travis's taste for squaw, so that's a real handicap.  Anyways: most of the gals I met through Ashley Madison were cleaner, hotter, more honest, and a damned sight more pleasant than any other dating site I tried. Not to mention willing to get down to business in short order... Not pickin' on ya, Flave... but I've been gettin' some PM's from members asking if what I wrote about AM is true. I reiterate: it's a great website for single guys to meet hot (and hot-to-trot) females who don't want to mess with the usual online dating bullshit and just want to have a pleasant interlude with an attractive partner. Married guys who play there, well, they're gonna get what they're gonna get. Too bad, so sad, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. BTW, I am not now sayin' nor have I ever said or believed that messin' with married women is smart or safe. Most of the gals on AM ain't married. Just sayin'. If that's too frank for anyone, go to CVS and buy some Massengill and wash that sand outta yer mangina.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Give them your old login, Doc.
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Username = Raisuli
PW = ISCREWMEN
Nah. Can't pretend that's even close to true. I have no idea what his login was. Mine, it's long gone. I think my username was JohnHolmes or somethin' like that.
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"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Your alleged benefits of using a website make no sense.
You have to get "tipsy" to meet women? And how is an online tramp any different than the tramp you meet at a bar, or Wal-Mart, or a restaurant?
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Well, son, you've been married quite a while so it's of no practical use to ya... so you'll just have to trust me when I tell you that the advantages of using modern technology in all endeavors, especially hooking up with womens, are truly wonderful.
Better quality, better quantity, and they even pay for dinner/gas/hotels.
P.S. Oh, and BTW, there's some websites that are even better than AM. Jut ask Rockinbbar...
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Relax, young Jedi. Learn this you will in time.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Thanks gramps. I'll try and be patient.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ya cut me just then, Shreck. Ya cut me deep.
-Donkey I ain't cut nobody 
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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Ya cut me just then, Shreck. Ya cut me deep.
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BTW, I'd go back to Raisuli in a heartbeat were I able to remember that log in info. Hey MORON, ever hear of the "forgot password" option? Do the country a favor and eat a bullet, or at least cut your nuts off so you don't procreate...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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I haven't used Ashley Madison but for a couple of years I only plowed OPP. Lots of really attractive , clean , and low drama women who just wanted a little attention. Monday through Thursday mostly and never call them between Friday noon and Moday 8am ish. If you're out of town all week leaving a beautiful woman alone then there is an astronomicaly high chance she's out playing while you're gone. Most guys knew what was going on and they were playing too while out of town. These were mostly upper middle class couples. He wouldn't come home unexpectedly and she wouldn't visit his apartment wherever he worked without calling way ahead.
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You are the carbon they want to eliminate !
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I don't AM's clientele is strictly male. Fairly certain that there is a strong female representation there too.
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Can't even ask if she's got a sister....
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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Thanks gramps. I'll try and be patient.
Travis
Gramps?!? Gramps?!?!?I ain't old enough to be yer gramps, squirt. Yer dad, maybe. Come to think of it, I recall I might of banged one or two gals along the Hi-Line in the early 70's, so... 
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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