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You will always have to bribe the poobs...
Ps.. always send leopard print thongs with your whiskey What size of thong underwear? I sent him some xxls to the pig hunt last year, along with a matching bra
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Just wait...on the 11th, I'm going to put a 40gr rimfire in ones ear for the title. We'll wait for your confirmation
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case?  I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case? I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time.... You are touchy about that .270 thing aren't you.
Member: Clan of the Turdlike People.
Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
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Just wait...on the 11th, I'm going to put a 40gr rimfire in ones ear for the title. We'll wait for your confirmation I'll post a link... 
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case? I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time.... You are touchy about that .270 thing aren't you. Theres gay....and then theres .270 gay...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case? I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time.... You are touchy about that .270 thing aren't you. Theres gay....and then theres .270 gay... And he owns 5 of them
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The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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I believe it's like a short, fat man race once held in a coastal Oregon town. One's waist had to be 1.5 X inseam just to enter. One mile on main street and the one coming in last got extra points as well. Cheating was encouraged, and one garnered more points by keeping tabs of the grub, number of drinks, and establishments visited, Limo's etc also warranted extra points.
A lot of the Dink-a-thon points will be related to quality of ones presentation.
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Ingwe, Is Texas the only place you can get Rebecca creek?
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Ingwe, Is Texas the only place you can get Rebecca creek? Yes. Its the reason I go there often....  Actually it is really quite good , they don't call it bourbon cause its not made in Kentucky...but it is among the best, and reasonably priced too! I highly recommend it.
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What happens if you submit the whiskey bribe in a decanter shaped like and marked up as a .270 case? I will drink it anyway, then hang you and skin you...a strip at a time.... You are touchy about that .270 thing aren't you. Theres gay....and then theres .270 gay... And he owns 5 of them I figured Ingwe owned at least an even dozen .270's. He must be cutting back.
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Ingwe, I bought some on my way to New Mexico to elk hunt on two different occassions. I really liked it and have looked in several places but never could find it out of Texas. Good to know cause I'll stick up next time I'm in Dairy Queen country
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Nubbies count.
No need for leopard thomgs, Ive got plenty.
I don't have plenty of Blantons, and for those of you in Texas, I don't have plenty of Rebecca Creek. Rebecca Creek can make some pretty decent antlers kinda disappear....
Hint...
Re-hint.... When a re-hint is offered, I remember that I'm supposed to do something. It's either drink the water or write something down. Hmm. It'll come to me.
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Nubbies count.
No need for leopard thomgs, Ive got plenty.
I don't have plenty of Blantons, and for those of you in Texas, I don't have plenty of Rebecca Creek. Rebecca Creek can make some pretty decent antlers kinda disappear....
Hint...
Re-hint.... This is the absolute truth. With enough Blantons or Rebecca Creek, this: ![[Linked Image]](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7520/16232699681_66661c621d_z.jpg) Becomes this: ![[Linked Image]](https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8589/15612119034_10bdc78e19_z.jpg)
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"The Olde Blanton's Photo Shop" is open for business I see.
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As I can tell best... The next legal "non bribery winner" will need to shoot a piebald antlered doe... Left handed... With a 22 cb... From there bathroom window.
That's funny!! Don't everyone take their deer rifle to the outhouse?
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There's a gag round making the circuit up here at the gun shows. Someone took a 30 mm cannon case and mounted a brass cone on the end of it to neck it down to .17 cal. Thus the world's first and only 30 mm X .17. I propose to shoot a nubbie with this, and package pictures of said nubster, the rifle, a box of ammo, 5 bottles of cheap booze, several thongs, and two girls from Iowa in a flat rate shipping box and send them to Ingwe. This has to be a lock for a winning bribe.
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Change that to five bottles of good booze, and we might have a winner! 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Change that to five bottles of good booze, and we might have a winner! Does that mean I have to get the $1.50 a bottle stuff in stead of the $1.25 a bottle booze?
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Change that to five bottles of good booze, and we might have a winner! Does that mean I have to get the $1.50 a bottle stuff in stead of the $1.25 a bottle booze? Ever heard of Kentucky Gentleman? It's bourbon "flavored", with a blend of 51% straight bourbon & 49% neutral grain spirits. Classy stuff.
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