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A Little Humor
A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realized
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the
sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds. The breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night
for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to
the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that,
the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
was
no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man
brought
Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening
- red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for
a
night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those
"feelings"
again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave
in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for
months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could
do for him.
He said, "take the dog for a walk."
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"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Thank goodness,
I was afraid this was your attempt to top stxhunter's manly thread with you on the beach.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Oracle
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A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. Damn shame. 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire 'Bwana
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As to the title, Nevil Shute.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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As to the title, Nevil Shute. Yeah, I thought of that after I posted. I read that book when it first came out, at that time the scenario was very believable. Watching the news of today makes me think it is still plausible, the whole war described in the novel starts in the air over the Middle East.
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Good one, but I am a bit let down. I thought there would be beach pictures. ![[Linked Image]](http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/lewistt/beach_zpsus7dndni.jpg)
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