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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.

This ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of
cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yea, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches. . . but when you are over seventy. . . who gives a crap?




Cowboy:
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier:
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy:
"Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few
pounds,
had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.
" I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead
of you."
When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman
was
born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
"Come
on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a chick dancing on a table. I said,
"Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over seventy, who gives a crap?

Happy Thanksgiving Terry!

Smiling, I like #1 the best but they are all good'ns.

CLASSICS!!!


maddog

Happy Thanksgiving, Terry!

We were laughing until we cried at my house.

Terry, those are some good ones.

8 years away from not giving a crap.

8 years past from not giving a crap.

Good ones…..



I never gave a crap

I can only give a crap for one more year.

Ahhh heck, why put things off?

Five days but who's counting. Wife and I share same BD, she will be seventy also. Might be a problem if we get the 70 attitude at the same time. GW

Slept with a Great Grandma a few nights back. First time, never thought that would happen. Funny she said the same thing to me. GW

Thanks Terry and Happy Thanksgiving!

Good read and laugh at the end of a great day. Thanks Terry.

Dang Bow, I had no idea your were an old fart!

Laffin' I am.