Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes


Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs


Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00


Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years


Lady: So one 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct


Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct


Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drunk, that money could have been put
in a interest bearing savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No


Man: Where's your [bleep] Ferrari then?


I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally