Home Forums Miscellaneous Topics Humor, Jokes, and Riddles Met two women at a bar

So I'm in a bar. Two very large women, with strong accents, are sitting nearby.

I say, "Cool accents! Are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot!"

So I said, "Ok, are you two whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much after that.