Home Forums Miscellaneous Topics Humor, Jokes, and Riddles A woman goes to this doctor for the first time.

In the interview he asks her:

"How many children have you had?"

She answers: 15!

The doctor asks: How do you remember all of their names?

She answers: That's easy, I call them all Billy!

The doctor says: What if there is more than one of them there?

She answers: Then I add their last name.

Woman who is exceptionally vertically-challenged goes to the doctor complaining of pain in the lower female region. As she is assuming the position, he inquires how long this has been going on. She says that it seems to have something to do with the weather as the onset coincided with the first snowfall. The doctor goes over and selects a scissors. Woman asks if this is going to be painful. Doctor replies that it shouldn't be since he is just going to cut a few inches off the top of her overshoes.

Redhead goes into the Doctors office and says "Doctor, I hurt all over" Doc say show me where. She puts her finger on her elbow and says, "Ouch!" She touches her thigh and says, "Ouch" She touches her cheek and says, "Ouch" Doc has had about enough and asks, "Are you a blond?" She says. "Yes, why do you ask." Doc says, "Thought so, your finger is broken!