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Campfire Kahuna
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Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and [bleep] like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Campfire Outfitter
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Thanks! Needed a laugh today..
Speak softly and use a big bore...
Where's El Cid when we need him...
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I guess I had better start drinking alcohol again and lay off the water.  Jim
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Campfire Ranger
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That's a good one.
Wishing you all a good weekend.
Randy
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Ask my wife. I don't believe in accidents. If you look hard enough, there's almost alway a preventable cause. A peeve of mine...
"Honey, when I die, sell my guns for what they're worth and not what I told you I paid for them."
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