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"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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EXACTAMUNDO!!!! 
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That is far from the first velociraptor reference that I have seen. 
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Yeah but Mals are faster....and they definitely seem to enjoy biting more 
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Yeah, I know it's an old joke among K9 handlers, but for the marginally informed such as myself, I thought it was pretty good...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I like Mals! And they apparently like me! they say I 'taste good' ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/Rogue.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/008jlcroguetb.jpg)
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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They appear to be high spirited critters who enjoy their work.
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Pat...bite work....or the more politically correct term "suspect apprehension" is the most fun part of training!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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someone called the office to ask if we could AI one of these last week. best laugh I've had in awhile.... 
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someone called the office to ask if we could AI one of these last week. best laugh I've had in awhile.... You might get Doc Rocket to help with that. They can't resist him, and dry hump him... Gotta be a way you can use that.....
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Pat...bite work....or the more politically correct term "suspect apprehension" is the most fun part of training! Yeah, but I bet they do a lot of ass-lickin' to get that taste out of their mouth.
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Pat...bite work....or the more politically correct term "suspect apprehension" is the most fun part of training! Yeah, but I bet they do a lot of ass-lickin' to get that taste out of their mouth. Depends on who they bite They think I taste great. Some real suspects, not so much. Some can be greasy I guess...... 
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someone called the office to ask if we could AI one of these last week. best laugh I've had in awhile.... Around here, that may mean bored out with sharp shoulders... : DF
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someone called the office to ask if we could AI one of these last week. best laugh I've had in awhile.... If you kiss them just right.....they'll let you do that.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
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Pat...bite work....or the more politically correct term "suspect apprehension" is the most fun part of training! Yeah, but I bet they do a lot of ass-lickin' to get that taste out of their mouth. Depends on who they bite They think I taste great.Some real suspects, not so much. Some can be greasy I guess...... You must taste like chicken.
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neighbor down the street bought a mal about a year ago to solve various issues. He says it's favorite day of the week is thursday when it goes to classes on the proper technique on biting people.
feral cats, and other two legged varmits don't come in the yard much.
Neat dog, and seems to like me.
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I never paid much attention to Mals. :0 Then one day I was gassing up the truck in Junction, Tx, when a older fellow gets out of his truck, gets his power chair and dog, and goes inside. I finishing fueling and go inside to use the restroom. The men's room is not large, basically just one handicap stall. I walk in and the door to the stall opens and out steps a Mal, in front of his owner. After all the stories I've read here about Mals, I think, "Oh f me, a Mal" but the dog stays calm and we pass in close quarters. On the way out the dog & owner are by the door, and I compliment him on his dog. We chat a bit, and the dog is calm, but resting his muzzle on his owner's leg, and watching me verrryyy carefully.
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