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listed my beater on craigs list and among the trolling lowballers, i get a call from someone with a very thick middle eastern accent claiming to be a WVU college student looking for a car. seemed very reasonable and anxious to see it. he said he had cash and would come sunday and buy it. i said we would have to wait until the weekeday so we could get the title transferred. he says, "no, we do bill of sale". i say "no, we do title transfer at Title agency. he offers "extra for bill of sale" and gets really worked up. i say "no thanks" and as i'm hanging up i hear him offer me 4 grand for a car i have listed for 3 grand. i chuckled when i imagined my Civic ramming around Syria full of goat fuggers with a 50 cal turret on the roof. just what i need.
My diploma is a DD214
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you could have rigged up 8lbs of clays or something under the seats then sold it to him,
Aloha snackbar mutha fugga
I kill chit. "The Heathens nest"
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I'll trade you one goat, one camel (barely used), and my little sister.
Meet me behind the mosque.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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I'll trade you one goat, one camel (barely used), and my little sister.
Meet me behind the mosque. PM pic of goat
My diploma is a DD214
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i chuckled when i imagined my Civic ramming around Syria full of goat fuggers with a 50 cal turret on the roof. just what i need. Before he takes possession don't forget to put your name and # on the side. 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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listed my beater on craigs list and among the trolling lowballers, i get a call from someone with a very thick middle eastern accent claiming to be a WVU college student looking for a car. seemed very reasonable and anxious to see it. he said he had cash and would come sunday and buy it. i said we would have to wait until the weekeday so we could get the title transferred. he says, "no, we do bill of sale". i say "no, we do title transfer at Title agency. he offers "extra for bill of sale" and gets really worked up. i say "no thanks" and as i'm hanging up i hear him offer me 4 grand for a car i have listed for 3 grand. i chuckled when i imagined my Civic ramming around Syria full of goat fuggers with a 50 cal turret on the roof. just what i need. And of course, he'd be willing to pay the $4,000 shipping fee for an old Honda Civic to ship it to Syria (or somewhere else) to use it for dastardly purposes? Why not just buy a car there for less money and not pay the shipping? I'm sure Syria or elsewhere has a preponderance of beat up old cars. Hummm .. something doesn't ring clear here.
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A long time ago I sold an 87 Corolla to an illegal. I sent in the form saying I sold it but the illegal didn't transfer the title(of course). The car got reported for smoking a half dozen times and the city would send me warnings about it. I thought about reporting it stolen...
Quando omni flunkus moritati
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listed my beater on craigs list and among the trolling lowballers, i get a call from someone with a very thick middle eastern accent claiming to be a WVU college student looking for a car. seemed very reasonable and anxious to see it. he said he had cash and would come sunday and buy it. i said we would have to wait until the weekeday so we could get the title transferred. he says, "no, we do bill of sale". i say "no, we do title transfer at Title agency. he offers "extra for bill of sale" and gets really worked up. i say "no thanks" and as i'm hanging up i hear him offer me 4 grand for a car i have listed for 3 grand. i chuckled when i imagined my Civic ramming around Syria full of goat fuggers with a 50 cal turret on the roof. just what i need. now that is some funny s h i t , thanks I needed a laugh.
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What the hell are Ragheads doing in WVa?????
They'd stand a good chance of disappearing in the middle of the night down where our family is from....
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I wouldn't worry about it in Idaho. The title is the bill of sale when it's filled out & signed. It also has a tear-off section that the seller sends in that removes his name and liability. Its effective immediately even if the state hasn't received it yet.
Take his $4k & wave by-by to a wreck...assuming its real money.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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I'll trade you one goat, one camel (barely used), and my little sister.
Meet me behind mosque. PM pic of goat No pics. No more cell phone to take pics. Used for other purpose. But can send link to youtube video of camel. Used in sex ed class. (barely) Sister looks like trash bag on curb butt billy goat is virgin. I throw in extra thousand dollars if you make deal now.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
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We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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I'll trade you one goat, one camel (barely used), and my little sister.
Meet me behind the mosque. PM pic of goat Will the goat be for food or "recreation"? If "recreation" you better ask if it's a nanny or a billy goat. Either way let me know when you get it.
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We meet behind mosque.
It's cold out. Need new hat.
You bring box Pampers.
Size 24 month boy.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
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"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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