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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
"Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning."
"WELL!" replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?"
"That one was a DEMOCRAT ", said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Her 3rd husband sounds like Trump...of course it could have been back, not so long ago, when he was a democrat...
Cheers/bg
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Goodun!!  maddog
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Well done!
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
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Another good one, Terry. Keep em coming.
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Her 3rd husband sounds like Trump...of course it could have been back, not so long ago, when he was a democrat...
Cheers/bg Trump is a Democrat, right? At least, he sounded like Democrat with Populist leanings last night. Wouldn't surprise me if he were to get it teed up and soft toss to Hillary.
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Her 3rd husband sounds like Trump...of course it could have been back, not so long ago, when he was a democrat...
Cheers/bg don't rain on a good joke..with politics...
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A less than pleasant and beautiful woman I once knew from work was getting remarried. On break one day she mentioned they were going to the Virgin Islands on their honeymoon. She was less than pleased when I asked if she was going to get recharged.
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