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Campfire 'Bwana
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First a communist, now a turd burglar. Just think what will come next if Hillary gets in..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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OMG...... They should have christened it the "USS DON'T ASK"...
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Someone going to have to swab the poop deck?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Twas on the good ship Venus By Gawd you should of see us Our figure head was a whore in bed And our mast a rancid (rhymes with Venus) Geez
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Every cruise will be gay and rainbow sprays will splash over the bow! Lights out 'stern parties' at 2100 every evening....
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.
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It's an oiler. How apropos.
Hang on to your memories; they're better than the real thing ever was - Joe Sherlock
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“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Twas on the good ship Venus By Gawd you should of see us Our figure head was a whore in bed And our mast a rancid (rhymes with Venus) Geez
Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should of seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
sucking on the captains p___s.
The first mates name was chopper
oh boy he had a whopper
twice 'round the deck, once 'round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper
The cabin boy was 'nipper'
a dirty little ripper
he stuffed his arse full of broken glass
and circumcised the skipper.
I hadn't heard that since I was seventeen years of age, funny the things that stick.
Still can't remember my mobile phone number though.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm waiting for this trend to turn around, myself. How 'bout a fighting vessel named USS John Wesley Hardin ? First in it's class, followed by sister keels, catering to "diversity".... Por los Mexicanos * USS Jouaquin Murietta For the Okies * USS Cole Younger ....etc. Better than this current foolishness, by a long shot. Please, No USS Charlie Manson, OK ? GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Harvey Milk was a homosexual pedophile who recruited members for Jim Jones' ill fated church. This is the type of cretin the Demonrat party lionizes.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." **Edmund Burke** "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." **Benjamin Franklin**
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I always knew the Navy was gay.
I probably hit more elk with a pickup than you have with a rifle.
I have yet to see anyone claim Leupold has never had to fix an optic. I know I have sent a few back. 2 MK 6s, a VX-6, and 3 VX-111s.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Someone going to have to swab the poop deck?
Poop dick maybe.
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First a communist, now a turd burglar. Just think what will come next if Hillary gets in..
the USS Good Ship Lollypop. As said the other day, Ray Mabus, under the direction of barack hussein, has sunk the US Navy.
Sam......
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Twas on the good ship Venus By Gawd you should of see us Our figure head was a whore in bed And our mast a rancid (rhymes with Venus) Geez
Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should of seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
sucking on the captains p___s.
The first mates name was chopper
oh boy he had a whopper
twice 'round the deck, once 'round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper
The cabin boy was 'nipper'
a dirty little ripper
he stuffed his arse full of broken glass
and circumcised the skipper.
I hadn't heard that since I was seventeen years of age, funny the things that stick.
Still can't remember my mobile phone number though.
We would go on for hours!!!
Now here's the absolute bestus ships name! Well nickname!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuestra_Señora_de_la_Concepción
Aka
The Cacafuego!!!
I dunno why the link won't work?
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Twas on the good ship Venus By Gawd you should of see us Our figure head was a whore in bed And our mast a rancid (rhymes with Venus) Geez
Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should of seen us
the figure head was a whore in bed
sucking on the captains p___s.
The first mates name was chopper
oh boy he had a whopper
twice 'round the deck, once 'round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper
The cabin boy was 'nipper'
a dirty little ripper
he stuffed his arse full of broken glass
and circumcised the skipper.
I hadn't heard that since I was seventeen years of age, funny the things that stick.
Still can't remember my mobile phone number though.
We would go on for hours!!!
Now here's the absolute bestus ships name! Well nickname!
LINK Aka
The Cacafuego!!!
I dunno why the link won't work?
Need to 'create a link to a webpage'...blue one next to the smiley face.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Ranger
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VIDEO
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.
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Campfire Oracle
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We would go on for hours!!! Now here's the absolute bestus ships name! Well nickname! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuestra_Señora_de_la_Concepción Aka The Cacafuego!!! I dunno why the link won't work?
Nuestra Señora de la Concepción (Spanish: "Our Lady of the (Immaculate) Conception") was a 120-ton Spanish galleon that sailed the Peru - Panama trading route during the 16th century. This ship has earned a place in maritime history not only by virtue of being Sir Francis Drake's most famous prize, but also because of her colourful nickname, Cacafuego ("fireshitter").[1]
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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You have "SS" in the header - which denotes a submarine.. This is a fleet oiler - which is somehow prophetic..
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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