Bumper stickers:
• My ex wife’s car is a broom.
• Save the whales... shoot the seals.
• **** yes I'm drunk, I'm not a stunt driver.
• No, You Suck...signed the mean people.
• Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns.
• Beer... making white men think they can dance since 1867.
• Save a mouse eat a kitty.
• 9 out of 10 voices in my head said I should have stayed home today and cleaned my guns
• I do what the voices in my head tell me to.
• United States Postal Workers Union.
• Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition.
• HIP-HOP IS TO MUSIC WHAT FARTING IS TO GOURMET COOKERY
• Vegetarian is a prehistoric word for a bad hunter
• Politicians & Diapers Need To Be Changed,For The Same Reason!
• Fighting for peace is like fornicating for birth control
• If guns kill people, then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat
• " The voices in my head really don't like you "
• Welcome to America. We speak English here.
• Keep honking, I'm reloading.
• Driver carries no money, He's married.
• If you had that cell phone up your Butt could you drive better.
• Work harder (Millions on welfare depend on you)
• YOU! Out of the gene pool!
• My kid slept with your honor student
• If you’re close enough to read this bumper sticker...I can put on my brakes and sue you.
• I like cats...they taste like chicken...
• Fight crime...Shoot back.
• Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
• So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• Keep honking...I’m reloading
• WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
• I love Democrats...they taste like chicken
• UNITED WE STAND -- except the liberals
• United We Stand -- not blindly we follow
• FRANCE has always been there when they needed us
• I never saw an American Flag burned at a gun show!
• Nuke it...Pave it....Pump it....
• My husband and I got a divorce for religious reasons.....he thought he was God and I didn't believe it!!
• So many cats, so few recipe’s.
• Fight crime shoot back
• GUNS CAUSE CRIME like flies cause garbage
• EARTH FIRST -- (We'll mine the other planets later!)
• "The Gun in Driver's Hand Is Larger Than it Appears"
• My attorney is a bigger *** than your attorney!
• "Teddy didn't use a gun to kill Mary Jo"
• "My lab is smarter than your honor student"
• "My kid beat up your honor student"
• "Run, Hillary, Run"...
• Rehab Is for Quitters.
• If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
• Heavily medicated for your safety.
• I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?
• Drive it or Park it.
• Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive!
• I'm not perfect, but I'm so close that it scares me.
• Stable relationships are for horses.
• Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
• I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
• Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
• Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.
• Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!
• Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
• Jesus may love you, but he is alone on that one
• My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
• The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
• The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
• Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
• Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
• I'm retired. Go around me.
• Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
• Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?
• Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Is it time for your medication or mine?
• Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.
• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
• The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
• Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• Hang up and drive.
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
• Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a Native American!
• Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
• Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
• Honk if you hate peace and quiet.
• I have the body of a god. Buddha.
• Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
• Worry. God knows all about you.
• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
• Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
• DON'T STEAL The Government Hates Competition!
• Jesus loves you - Everyone else thinks you're an ***hole
• Bambi makes cute sandwitches
• "This is NOT an abandoned vehicle!"
• If you can read this, thank a teacher, If you can read it in English, thank a veteran.
• Work is for people who don't know how to hunt and fish
• Federal aid, **** It's MY money!!
• "Work is for people who don't know how to bilk the government."
• "Honk if you love Jesus, Text when you’re ready to meet Him."
• Annoy a liberal, work, support yourself and your family, BE HAPPY
• NAVY SEALS 1 BEN LADEN 0
• I voted for Obama, I'm sorry
• I Love All Animals, Right Next to the Mashed Potatoes.
• Eat more lamb, one million coyotes cannot be wrong.
• Cat, the other white meat!
• Cat, its what’s for dinner!
• Ha Ha Ha Ha You're behind me!
• If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy Liberal!
• Guns don't kill people, Daddies with daughters do!
• My kid did something you don't care about. (Amen!)
• Honk if you think Concerto no. 1 in D-minor by Johannes Brahms blows away J.S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no. 6 in B-flat major.
• “Watch out for the idiot behind me"
• I love wild animals.............they go well with the potatoes and gravy.
• "I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood,,, don't have a problem leaving the same way"
• "criminals prefer unarmed victims"
• "Sometimes all I want to be is a missing person."
• "Except for ending Nazism, Fascism, Communism, and Slavery, war never solves any problems."
• On the back of George Bush's SUV: -- Miss me yet?
• "I want to Die Peacefully like Grandpa did - Not screaming like the Passengers in His Car"
• "God must LOVE IDIOTS - 'Cause He made SO MANY"
• "Ask My WIFE - She Knows Everything"
• If you love animals as I do you're not a vegetarian.
• Free men own guns - slaves don't
• Love your enemies, but keep your guns oiled.
• Jesus is coming..........Look busy.
• Those who beat their guns into plows , will plow for those who don't !
• "Everybody's got to believe in something.............. I believe I'll have another beer"
• Picture of Obama on a bumper stick with caption: "Does this a$$ make my truck look big?"
