There was once a Bill and a Hillary, very rich, widely known as scoundrels, for cheating the poor, swindling widows and kicking dogs. Bill died, Hillary went to a preacher and asked him to do the services. The preacher was offered a ten thousand dollars if he would say, the deceased was "a Saint" during the eulogy.
The day of the funeral the preacher took the pulpit and began listing all of the crimes and evils for which the Bill was responsible. At the height of listing the sins of the deceased, the preacher, shouted, ...."But next to his sorry ass wife, this man was a saint!"
