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·       Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY, the other to California.  Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf.  They finish their round (at age 30) and go to lunch.

‘Where you wanna go?’
‘Hooters’.
‘Why?’
‘Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts.  The legs…’
 ‘OK’.

·       Ten years later at 40 they play, then lunch.

‘Where you wanna go?’ 
‘Hooters’.
‘Why?’
‘Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games’.  
‘OK’.

 ·       Ten years later at 50.

‘Where you wanna go?’ 
‘Hooters’. 
‘Why?’
‘The food is good and there is plenty of parking’.
‘OK’.

·       At 60.

‘Where you wanna go?’ 
‘Hooters’. 
‘Why?’
‘Wings are half price’. 
‘OK’.

·       At 70.

‘Where you wanna go?’
‘Hooters’.
‘Why?’
‘They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door’.
‘OK’.

·       At 80.

‘Where you wanna go?’ 
‘Hooters’.
‘Why?’ 
‘We’ve never been there before’.

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