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Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456109 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL They are supposed to dump my ashes in the Gulf of Mexico. But a good flush beats a full house! George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? T LEE #11456114 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC Sounds like the Fire will live on forever....underwater!! How ironic! Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? atvalaska #11456125 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado Alamosa Campfire Tracker Alamosa Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado Originally Posted by atvalaska Finally voting Democrat Good one!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456132 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID From wiki: Premature burial, also known as live burial, burial alive, or vivisepulture, means to be buried while still alive. Animals or humans may be buried alive accidentally or intentionally. Dead Persian society. Last edited by persiandog; 09/23/16.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456137 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Alamosa #11456144 09/23/16 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,192 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,192 Montana Originally Posted by Alamosa Originally Posted by atvalaska Finally voting Democrat Good one! I liked that too. One of my favorite actor's headstone reads.. JACK LEMON IN........... I thought that was pretty clever. I used to have a business card that said: Jim F'ing Conrad Grown Ass Man. That would work for me. I am MAGA.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456148 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,411 SW Georgia G Godogs57 Campfire Tracker Godogs57 Campfire Tracker G Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,411 SW Georgia Ashes spread in two locations: stand where I killed my largest whitetail and the other half at my favorite ranch where I elk hunt. You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456152 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID died of overdose with a needle in his arm.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456164 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 5,866 Crack whore hollow Tn. S seal_billy Campfire Tracker seal_billy Campfire Tracker S Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 5,866 Crack whore hollow Tn. Mine will have 2 born dates. One Sept 23 1972 and Sept 23 1990. I opened my eyes in 72 and my heart in 90. I'm still an [bleep]. Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972. You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Max_Velocity #11456168 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ingwe #11456177 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 9,982 Denton, TX L Longbob Campfire Outfitter Longbob Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 9,982 Denton, TX Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... Hahahaha!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ingwe #11456182 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... Umm, Honey, on second thought..... cremation will be fine. Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456223 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,125 Occupied California 4 4xbear Campfire Tracker 4xbear Campfire Tracker 4 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,125 Occupied California If I were to have a stone "If you are reading this, GFY"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456232 09/23/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 95,928 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 95,928 Southern New Mexico "Smoking a wet turd in Hell." Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456269 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 16,228 A add Campfire Ranger add Campfire Ranger A Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 16,228 Originally Posted by persiandog mine says : died while trolling. Persian. Originally Posted by persiandog died of overdose with a needle in his arm. How many times you planning to die Pdog? Epstein didn't kill himself. "Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!" Biden didn't win the election.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? add #11456282 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,187 nampa,ID Originally Posted by add Originally Posted by persiandog mine says : died while trolling. Persian. Originally Posted by persiandog died of overdose with a needle in his arm. How many times you planning to die Pdog? I am a Dog with 9 lives. Died fighting for 2nd amendments.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456290 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,586 Northern Ca S sidepass Campfire Tracker sidepass Campfire Tracker S Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,586 Northern Ca Don't know about my tombstone. Told the wife to have me skinned. And make a saddle out of me. Can't think of a better place to be than between a womans thighs and a good horse. Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456295 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 814 USA SCRUBS Campfire Regular SCRUBS Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 814 USA GFY

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456319 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,907 Denton, TX G gsganzer Campfire Regular gsganzer Campfire Regular G Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,907 Denton, TX "Lived to be 95, Killed by a 20 year olds jealous husband."

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456341 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,063 G gregintenn Campfire Ranger gregintenn Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,063 I don't care....I'll be dead by then.