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what do you want your tombstone to say? #11455974 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID mine says : died while trolling. Persian.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11455991 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 10,298 Idaho muleshoe Campfire Outfitter muleshoe Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 10,298 Idaho You are a troll? I want a bench. "Have a seat and rest your feet". Black Cows Matter!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11455993 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 "Well,...that was interesting"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11455998 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC my burned up butt will be swimming with the fishes in the Atlantic. No tombstone. Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? byc #11456006 09/23/16 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2,816 SW MO W WeimsnKs Campfire Regular WeimsnKs Campfire Regular W Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2,816 SW MO Originally Posted by byc my burned up butt will be swimming with the fishes in the Atlantic. No tombstone. +1 what a waste of money

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456009 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado Alamosa Campfire Tracker Alamosa Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado 'Wish you were here'

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Alamosa #11456017 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC Originally Posted by Alamosa 'Wish you were here' That's a great one!! Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456019 09/23/16 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 14,104 Boot Heel of New Mexico mudhen Campfire Outfitter mudhen Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2005 Posts: 14,104 Boot Heel of New Mexico No tombstone for me either. My ashes will be recycling through my favorite marsh on the east side of Trinity Bay, south of Anahuac, Texas. Ben Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456026 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 10,068 High Desert SockPuppet Campfire Outfitter SockPuppet Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 10,068 High Desert GFY Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456035 09/23/16 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming S Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker S Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming No stone for me. Just spread my ashes into a creek in the mountains and I'll make my way to the sea. Stupidity is expensive If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456036 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,357 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,357 907novacancynenana Ashes to ashes dust to dust ...if he'ed a listen... Heed still be with us I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456037 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,756 Minnesota D dale06 Campfire Outfitter dale06 Campfire Outfitter D Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,756 Minnesota name dob dod NRA Patron

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456049 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK "Somebody check the receipts, I think the Monument company billed me twice.!"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456055 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,357 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,357 907novacancynenana Finally voting Democrat I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456061 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,693 Northeast Louisiana S Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,693 Northeast Louisiana "He slid into heaven wearing a dirty pair of jeans, a mangy T shirt, with a Budweiser in each hand, hollering "Hot damn.....what a ride!" Even birds know not to land downwind!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456063 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,041 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,041 Next to the dump that Del Shan... I told you I didn't feel good. Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456067 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,462 S/W Pennsylvania S Sauer200 Campfire Regular Sauer200 Campfire Regular S Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,462 S/W Pennsylvania My name,my birthday MM/DD/YYYY and a dash.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456069 09/23/16 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming S Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker S Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming If you insist on giving me a stone, make the dash really long and wide. Stupidity is expensive If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456074 09/23/16 Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming S Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker Snake River Marksman Campfire Tracker S Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,082 Etna, Wyoming Going over this thread with my wife, I've come to the conclusion that she's just going to flush my ashes down the toilet! Stupidity is expensive If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456104 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 33,686 Either Texas or Idaho E EdM Campfire 'Bwana EdM Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 33,686 Either Texas or Idaho Torched and thrown on the Idaho property. Precisely as written in our trust. No guessing here. Conduct is the best proof of character.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456109 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL They are supposed to dump my ashes in the Gulf of Mexico. But a good flush beats a full house! George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? T LEE #11456114 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC Sounds like the Fire will live on forever....underwater!! How ironic! Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? atvalaska #11456125 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado Alamosa Campfire Tracker Alamosa Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 4,213 Southern Colorado Originally Posted by atvalaska Finally voting Democrat Good one!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456132 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID From wiki: Premature burial, also known as live burial, burial alive, or vivisepulture, means to be buried while still alive. Animals or humans may be buried alive accidentally or intentionally. Dead Persian society. Last edited by persiandog; 09/23/16.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456137 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Alamosa #11456144 09/23/16 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,274 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,274 Montana Originally Posted by Alamosa Originally Posted by atvalaska Finally voting Democrat Good one! I liked that too. One of my favorite actor's headstone reads.. JACK LEMON IN........... I thought that was pretty clever. I used to have a business card that said: Jim F'ing Conrad Grown Ass Man. That would work for me. I am MAGA.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456148 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,418 SW Georgia G Godogs57 Campfire Tracker Godogs57 Campfire Tracker G Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,418 SW Georgia Ashes spread in two locations: stand where I killed my largest whitetail and the other half at my favorite ranch where I elk hunt. You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456152 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID died of overdose with a needle in his arm.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456164 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 5,866 Crack whore hollow Tn. S seal_billy Campfire Tracker seal_billy Campfire Tracker S Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 5,866 Crack whore hollow Tn. Mine will have 2 born dates. One Sept 23 1972 and Sept 23 1990. I opened my eyes in 72 and my heart in 90. I'm still an [bleep]. Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972. You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Max_Velocity #11456168 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,300 Southwestern Montucky Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ingwe #11456177 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 9,991 Denton, TX L Longbob Campfire Outfitter Longbob Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 9,991 Denton, TX Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... Hahahaha!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ingwe #11456182 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Max_Velocity Campfire Regular Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 515 Phx Az Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... Umm, Honey, on second thought..... cremation will be fine. Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456223 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,125 Occupied California 4 4xbear Campfire Tracker 4xbear Campfire Tracker 4 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,125 Occupied California If I were to have a stone "If you are reading this, GFY"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456232 09/23/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico "Smoking a wet turd in Hell." Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456269 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 16,234 A add Campfire Ranger add Campfire Ranger A Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 16,234 Originally Posted by persiandog mine says : died while trolling. Persian. Originally Posted by persiandog died of overdose with a needle in his arm. How many times you planning to die Pdog? Epstein didn't kill himself. "Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!" Biden didn't win the election.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? add #11456282 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID Originally Posted by add Originally Posted by persiandog mine says : died while trolling. Persian. Originally Posted by persiandog died of overdose with a needle in his arm. How many times you planning to die Pdog? I am a Dog with 9 lives. Died fighting for 2nd amendments.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456290 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,586 Northern Ca S sidepass Campfire Tracker sidepass Campfire Tracker S Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,586 Northern Ca Don't know about my tombstone. Told the wife to have me skinned. And make a saddle out of me. Can't think of a better place to be than between a womans thighs and a good horse. Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456295 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 814 USA SCRUBS Campfire Regular SCRUBS Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 814 USA GFY

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456319 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,908 Denton, TX G gsganzer Campfire Regular gsganzer Campfire Regular G Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,908 Denton, TX "Lived to be 95, Killed by a 20 year olds jealous husband."

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456341 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,076 G gregintenn Campfire Ranger gregintenn Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,076 I don't care....I'll be dead by then.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ingwe #11456359 09/23/16 Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 973 Alaska Pittu Campfire Regular Pittu Campfire Regular Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 973 Alaska Originally Posted by ingwe Originally Posted by Max_Velocity My instructions are to plant me upside down with my butt above ground so I can be a useful bike rack for a while. And all the homos in town can stop by for a cold one.... Holy Christ, that one caught me off guard. Good one Ingwe... Eat moose, burn spruce

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456389 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 521 D duckcall Campfire Regular duckcall Campfire Regular D Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 521 My ashes are supposed to be spread off the Chinese Wall in the BOB. I want my funeral money to be spent on my kids having a great horse pack trip taking me in.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456411 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,379 Las Vegas NM M mark shubert Campfire Ranger mark shubert Campfire Ranger M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,379 Las Vegas NM "The Warden" is just going to drag my sorry butt over the hill- so the coyotes can have revenge I may wind up as elk's wet (coyote) turd! I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? mark shubert #11456434 09/23/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico Originally Posted by mark shubert "The Warden" is just going to drag my sorry butt over the hill- so the coyotes can have revenge I may wind up as elk's wet (coyote) turd! Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? duckcall #11456460 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada M Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada There will be no tombstone. My ashes will be strewn in several places, some with my maternal grandparents at their grave site in Midland, Ontario, some at the top of Dinas Bran, some in the River Dee near the flat rocks, both located in Llangollen, Wales. The remaining ashes will be strewn in and around St Dyfnog’s Well, Llanrhaeadr, North Wales, UK. You should go where your heart would be happy, and so I will. My family is to invite the twelve people I have listed to a dinner, a good time is to be had by all, and that is an order.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456482 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,208 Ks Ole_270 Campfire Tracker Ole_270 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,208 Ks Told my wife to spread some ashes on the hill pasture I quail hunted as a kid, take the family on a vacation and spread some on the mountain where we elk hunted. Throw the rest in a ditch somewhere.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456486 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,192 Northern Colorado Tracks Campfire Outfitter Tracks Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,192 Northern Colorado Reserved parking

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456535 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,951 Saratoga County, NY R RS308MX Campfire Outfitter RS308MX Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,951 Saratoga County, NY Originally Posted by persiandog mine says : died while trolling. Persian. I want mine to say - "Biggest pick in the East!" Last edited by RS308MX; 09/23/16. Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Sauer200 #11456581 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,156 North of Des Moines kwg020 Campfire Ranger kwg020 Campfire Ranger Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,156 North of Des Moines Originally Posted by Sauer200 My name,my birthday MM/DD/YYYY and a dash. Here is the dash I want on mine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacey_Dash kwg For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Miss_Lynn #11456611 09/23/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC Originally Posted by Lynn There will be no tombstone. My ashes will be strewn in several places, some with my maternal grandparents at their grave site in Midland, Ontario, some at the top of Dinas Bran, some in the River Dee near the flat rocks, both located in Llangollen, Wales. The remaining ashes will be strewn in and around St Dyfnog’s Well, Llanrhaeadr, North Wales, UK. You should go where your heart would be happy, and so I will. My family is to invite the twelve people I have listed to a dinner, a good time is to be had by all, and that is an order. Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456646 09/23/16 Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,059 Mtns of Va and Wv Troutnut Campfire Tracker Troutnut Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,059 Mtns of Va and Wv No tombstone , spread me on a mountain top in Wva.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456683 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,847 Grants Pass,OR Ringman Campfire Ranger Ringman Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,847 Grants Pass,OR what do you want your tombstone to say? Christian "Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation." Everyday Hunter

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456754 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID died fighting for 21st amendment. Persian

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456797 09/23/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,932 Between somewhere and nowhere M MissouriEd Campfire Tracker MissouriEd Campfire Tracker M Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,932 Between somewhere and nowhere Zero said so. Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!! They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456802 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,366 Atlanta hatari Campfire Ranger hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,366 Atlanta Hateri 1961 - 2061 "He lived to see Conservatism prevail, and Socialism reviled" "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456810 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,832 Pocatello Dutch Campfire Outfitter Dutch Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 12,832 Pocatello Well, that was fun. Wonder what's next? Sic Semper Tyrannis

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456829 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,813 Michigan k20350 Campfire Regular k20350 Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,813 Michigan I found mine from the movie Beer Fest. "He was a fat A$$hole"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? RS308MX #11456831 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,379 Las Vegas NM M mark shubert Campfire Ranger mark shubert Campfire Ranger M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,379 Las Vegas NM Originally Posted by RS308MX I want mine to say - "Biggest pick in the East!" Did you spell that all correctly? Just askin' I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456852 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 611 D DV_Ramrod Campfire Regular DV_Ramrod Campfire Regular D Joined: Dec 2015 Posts: 611 "Buried face down, kiss my azz" Amongst my military credentials/wars of conflict Last edited by DV_Ramrod; 09/23/16.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456860 09/23/16 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 17,927 1 16bore Campfire Ranger 16bore Campfire Ranger 1 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 17,927 Worthless rocks. Cook on high, then: scattered, smothered, and covered. Put the cash in ya'lls pockets....

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Troutnut #11456871 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 238 T Torg Campfire Member Torg Campfire Member T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 238 No tombstone, Ashes go under...... any wheel that is slippin.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456976 09/23/16 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,155 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA "I told you I was sick". Actually I want to be spread at this little point that over looks the headwaters of Owens River in the Eastern Sierras. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11456990 09/23/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... "Here lays a man" would suffice. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457048 09/23/16 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 12,320 Greater Browningsville, KY shaman Campfire Outfitter shaman Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 12,320 Greater Browningsville, KY I've left specific instructions that my body be used by first-year medical students for obscene practical jokes. I want the remainder mulched into large recognizable chips. Genesis 9:2-4 Ministries Lighthearted Confessions of a Cervid Serial Killer

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457070 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,061 Idaho Razz Campfire Regular Razz Campfire Regular Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,061 Idaho Had an uncle who said he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes made into bars of soap so his girlfriends could rub him all over their bodies. My cousins thought better of the idea. Last edited by Razz; 09/23/16. There's 2 dates they carve on your tombstone. Everyone knows what they mean. What's more important is time that is known as the little dash inbetween. Razz

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? mark shubert #11457073 09/23/16 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,951 Saratoga County, NY R RS308MX Campfire Outfitter RS308MX Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,951 Saratoga County, NY No, I didn't!!! Biggest prick in the East!! Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457080 09/23/16 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia arkypete Campfire Tracker arkypete Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia My ashes will be scattered on the back side of Pikes Peak. Jim "Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? arkypete #11457085 09/23/16 Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,483 The Wrong Side of the Tracks C cisco1 Campfire Outfitter cisco1 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 8,483 The Wrong Side of the Tracks A lot of tombstones should have the number of hours spent watching T&V.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457087 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 28,739 West of the Blue Ridge Pappy348 Campfire Ranger Pappy348 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 28,739 West of the Blue Ridge Told my sons to fire my ashes out of one of the brass cannons on Little Round Top. What fresh Hell is this?

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457089 09/23/16 Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,688 Subtropicalabama B Bama_Rick Campfire Regular Bama_Rick Campfire Regular B Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,688 Subtropicalabama Come on down... An old family friend had this one made and placed at the entrance to his bay house just before he died.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457091 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 155 anywhere but here S ShurshotOH Campfire Member ShurshotOH Campfire Member S Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 155 anywhere but here AMF No liberals allowed where I am

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457113 09/23/16 Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 46,243 Oklahoma G gunner500 Campfire 'Bwana gunner500 Campfire 'Bwana G Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 46,243 Oklahoma Nothing, Wifey says I'm going in a new sealed spit-tun up on the fireplace mantle. Trump Won!

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457154 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,883 N. La. Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,883 N. La. Kinda on the same subject. I knew a welder years ago, and on the back of his business card, was printed... "When I die, take my hide and make it into a woman's saddle... So I can be between the two things I loved most in life". Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash" This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457211 09/23/16 Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 19,202 The Pennyrile of Kentucky JamesJr Campfire Ranger JamesJr Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 19,202 The Pennyrile of Kentucky I heard there was a tombstone somewhere in the West that read: Here lies the body of Lester Moore Shot 4(?) times with a 44 No less, no more.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? JamesJr #11457268 09/23/16 Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,273 Oregon Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,273 Oregon The dead know nothing. _______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack LOL

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457505 09/24/16 Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,263 Texas Gulf Coast/Kansas L louiethedrifter Campfire Regular louiethedrifter Campfire Regular L Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,263 Texas Gulf Coast/Kansas Ashes mixed in the alum water at the bunny ranch.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457599 09/24/16 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,165 Georgia Mathsr Campfire Tracker Mathsr Campfire Tracker Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,165 Georgia Well........ By! Harry

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457661 09/24/16 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,362 Clute, Texas A agazain Campfire Tracker agazain Campfire Tracker A Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,362 Clute, Texas "I TOLD y'all I was sick!!"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11457728 09/24/16 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,258 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,258 Chassohowitzka, FL I guess it's not so much as what it will say as what I don't want it to say. In reality I will not have a marker, we intend to be tossed off the back of a boat in Alaska while our kids enjoy a cruise..... "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458407 09/24/16 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas I want to be scattered on deer lease.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Miss_Lynn #11458491 09/24/16 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 57,474 Alaska R rost495 Campfire Kahuna rost495 Campfire Kahuna R Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 57,474 Alaska Originally Posted by Lynn There will be no tombstone. My ashes will be strewn in several places, some with my maternal grandparents at their grave site in Midland, Ontario, some at the top of Dinas Bran, some in the River Dee near the flat rocks, both located in Llangollen, Wales. The remaining ashes will be strewn in and around St Dyfnog’s Well, Llanrhaeadr, North Wales, UK. You should go where your heart would be happy, and so I will. My family is to invite the twelve people I have listed to a dinner, a good time is to be had by all, and that is an order. man if you like overseas back home that much, I'd sure be trying to figure a way to get back there permanently before its over! And I"m not flaming you. We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458503 09/24/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,919 SE, Iowa B blanket Campfire Outfitter blanket Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,919 SE, Iowa date of death 2100

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458511 09/24/16 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,859 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,859 Hi-Line Look towards the sky and wave.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458528 09/24/16 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,040 Southern New Mexico Don't eat the.... Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458576 09/24/16 Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,811 South Dakota 257wby Campfire Regular 257wby Campfire Regular Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,811 South Dakota My ashes will be co-mingled with my hunting dog Jessy the Chessy. A portion will be ordered to be loaded in some 5 shot pheasant loads to be fired by my friends at pheasants. Another portion will be scattered at my favorite duck pond. The remainder will be buried under a simple stone in my family plot in a lonely prairie cemetery incase anyone feels the need to have a physical place to visit. On my stone? Name, birth, death, and wife and kids name as well as Jessy's name. "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." --Robert Duvall. "Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" --John Wayne. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458721 09/24/16 Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,867 West Kelowna, B.C. P Partsman Campfire Outfitter Partsman Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,867 West Kelowna, B.C. Her husband came home early! "The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack) 79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11458774 09/24/16 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,864 Cedar Rapids, IA B bigfish9684 Campfire Tracker bigfish9684 Campfire Tracker B Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,864 Cedar Rapids, IA Just burn me up. Toss my ashes somewhere. If I had a headstone, it should say something like "He left this world like he came in: Naked, covered in blood and screaming." Originally Posted by Bristoe It's about like this: "Do you puff peters?" "Hell no!" "NAZI!!!"

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? rost495 #11459025 09/24/16 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada M Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada Originally Posted by rost495 Originally Posted by Lynn There will be no tombstone. My ashes will be strewn in several places, some with my maternal grandparents at their grave site in Midland, Ontario, some at the top of Dinas Bran, some in the River Dee near the flat rocks, both located in Llangollen, Wales. The remaining ashes will be strewn in and around St Dyfnog’s Well, Llanrhaeadr, North Wales, UK. You should go where your heart would be happy, and so I will. My family is to invite the twelve people I have listed to a dinner, a good time is to be had by all, and that is an order. man if you like overseas back home that much, I'd sure be trying to figure a way to get back there permanently before its over! And I"m not flaming you. I am there many months of the year. My family is here, my duties are here, for now, and my job requires me to be here more often than not. In five years if the whole world doesn't implode by then, I will be there to stay, and there will be a permanent smile pasted on my heart. Thank you for the encouragement, many don't understand It's not too shabby a place, and the air just kind of settles in your soul, you know, like that one special place you went to over and over as a kid, where everything just seemed like it was going to be okay, no matter what was going on in your life.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Miss_Lynn #11459070 09/24/16 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 26,337 south of grinder's switch G Gus Campfire Ranger Gus Campfire Ranger G Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 26,337 south of grinder's switch let my tombstone,if there is one, say something like: "when he hit the grave he was running wide open" or something like that. actually, i've heard it's better to leave no earthly markings whatsoever. it'll make it harder for the trackers to find you that way.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Miss_Lynn #11459397 09/25/16 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by Lynn I am there many months of the year. My family is here, my duties are here, for now, and my job requires me to be here more often than not. In five years if the whole world doesn't implode by then, I will be there to stay, and there will be a permanent smile pasted on my heart. Thank you for the encouragement, many don't understand It's not too shabby a place, and the air just kind of settles in your soul, you know, like that one special place you went to over and over as a kid, where everything just seemed like it was going to be okay, no matter what was going on in your life. Jeez Lynn...I like your choices. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11459492 09/25/16 Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 32,044 Kpt.,TN , Montgomery, Co, VA bea175 Campfire 'Bwana bea175 Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 32,044 Kpt.,TN , Montgomery, Co, VA Family, Country , Guns, and Hunting that is all that mattered in My Life A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11459577 09/25/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID Killed by order of an evil tyrant woman after the election. Persian.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Troutnut #11459609 09/25/16 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,086 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,086 In the Swamps Where is Dan? He is overdue. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? hanco #11460833 09/25/16 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,258 Chassohowitzka, FL M Muffin Campfire Outfitter Muffin Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,258 Chassohowitzka, FL Originally Posted by hanco I want to be scattered on deer lease. Did that with my BILs ashes just this past Spring. "...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867 ( . Y . )

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11460953 09/25/16 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 17,491 Alaska - N63º, W162º Klikitarik Campfire Ranger Klikitarik Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 17,491 Alaska - N63º, W162º More and more I have come to appreciate the simple inscriptions I used to see on the old headstones in the Norwegian cemetery we mowed by hand as kids. Along with other Norwegian words there was a commonly used inscription: "Takk for Alt"...literally "Thank you for everything" That's how I feel about my creator, about my friends and family, and I hope it might be a sentiment that would be mutual for many whom I know. Or perhaps it will all end with another simple phrase that would suffice, since I could also see me demise coming prematurely in a way that might create a departure which involves: "Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends" Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? JamesJr #11460954 09/25/16 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 17,491 Alaska - N63º, W162º Klikitarik Campfire Ranger Klikitarik Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 17,491 Alaska - N63º, W162º Originally Posted by JamesJr I heard there was a tombstone somewhere in the West that read: Here lies the body of Lester Moore Shot 4(?) times with a 44 No less, no more. http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=19899 Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11460963 09/25/16 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,168 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,168 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... No stone. The charred bits might go here: or here: perhaps here: I'd be happy here: Might even be talked into staying at the beach: If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? Klikitarik #11460964 09/25/16 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,579 Lake Iliamna Alaska waterrat Campfire Regular waterrat Campfire Regular Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,579 Lake Iliamna Alaska Here lies your best friend or worst enemy, no in-betweens!! I tend to use more than enough gun

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11461117 09/25/16 Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,759 Western Colorado B BeanMan Campfire Tracker BeanMan Campfire Tracker B Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,759 Western Colorado "Home is the sailor, home from sea, And the hunter home from the hill." Although I will not have a headstone, I'm going to repose in an elk wallow. Last edited by BeanMan; 09/25/16.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? ShurshotOH #11461243 09/25/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa He lives. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: what do you want your tombstone to say? persiandog #11461438 09/26/16 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog OP Campfire Outfitter OP persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID i'll donate my body for target practice.