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MY NAME IS ALICE. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS
DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH A DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS
WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1967, WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,
WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-
BITCH ASKED ME, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"


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I didn't get it...........


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Hey! I am a Mustang (Might, mighty Mustang!) who graduated Empehi (Morgan Park) in 1968!


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When I saw the title, my first thought was this.



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Originally Posted by GunReader
Hey! I am a Mustang (Might, mighty Mustang!) who graduated Empehi (Morgan Park) in 1968!


What did you teach? grin


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by GunReader
Hey! I am a Mustang (Might, mighty Mustang!) who graduated Empehi (Morgan Park) in 1968!


What did you teach? grin


Bwaaaahahah!
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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by GunReader
Hey! I am a Mustang (Might, mighty Mustang!) who graduated Empehi (Morgan Park) in 1968!


What did you teach? grin


I taught various young people not to rob me.


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