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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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PS Your'e pretty young, fer being so fu-ked up.  Darn tootin'!
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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The prep is the worst since they knock you out for the scope. When I had it I was sure the prep was over since it was several hours and I felt completely emptied out. Wanting to clean up before heading to the Hospital I hopped in to the shower then it hit me all over again as I stood under the shower what a mess! I thoroughly scrubbed the shower but it has been several years and I still use the shower in the guest bath 
Ted
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Sounds like ya got asphalt issues! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Bunch of wimps!!!  Be a man... tell them you dont want a colonoscopy, they are for kids... you want a Lower GI (barium enema). "The worse thing about a colonoscopy, is the laxative-- The best thing about the Lower GI, is the laxative." 
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Just had first one a couple years ago at 52 years old, Doc said, don't know what you're doing, but keep doing it, no polyps, roids, no nothing, said prostate looks well exercised too.  told him I was a good beggar. He said I'll see you in 10 years, I said you got a damn deal buddy and left, so yes, I'll continue to kill and eat wild animals and Wifeys fine garden fruits and vegetables, we eat and drink raw cows milk and have fresh home made butter and yogurt from same, also fresh farm chicken eggs for breakfast near daily. BP 121/76 this morning 155 total cholesterol at last check. Good luck Bigfish, I included all the extra drivel because I believe people can be more healthy eating foods that are un-fu-ked with for better overall health. I may get hit in the head and fall over today, but it will be with a full belly and feeling great! 
Trump Won!
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“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Bunch of wimps!!! Be a man... tell them you dont want a colonoscopy, they are for kids... you want a Lower GI (barium enema). "The worse thing about a colonoscopy, is the laxative-- The best thing about the Lower GI, is the laxative." I've drank barium before. You end up pooping rebar for a half hour aftwerwards. the secret to colonoscopy prep is baby wipes. yea I said it...baby wipes.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Comedian on colonoscopy prep. https://vimeo.com/172951856
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Bunch of wimps!!! Be a man... tell them you dont want a colonoscopy, they are for kids... you want a Lower GI (barium enema). "The worse thing about a colonoscopy, is the laxative-- The best thing about the Lower GI, is the laxative." I've drank barium before. You end up pooping rebar for a half hour aftwerwards. the secret to colonoscopy prep is baby wipes. yea I said it...baby wipes. You use the same laxative for the Lower GI and the colonoscopy. The barium is used in the enema.
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The gallon of prescription pipe flush does clean like a brown tornado.
My Dr. warned me ahead of time, as a pre-emptive strike use some baby butt paste, Vaseline etc.
Bag Balm worked fine and was all I had.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
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I had no problems but my asz sounded like a bunch of retards trying to play trombones. I thought it was hilarious.
Try A&D ointment on your delicate selves next time.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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At least almost everyone has good dreams with whatever they give you. First time I had a pretty nurse, this time she had aged.
Try the A & D, Desitin, it is for diaper rash. And some hemhorriod wipes. My prep kit had some tush wipes and stuff with it. I save those for the hunting trip, it is handy to have a bit better stuff than just tissue.
If you think this is bad, just think about having a section removed!
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Solid advice from bigstarfish9684.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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had my first and only last Wednesday a week ago.
next one they can do on my corpse. felt like they drove a D8 around in there. took 5 days to stop walking like a duck.
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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Sounds like ya got asphalt issues!  Someone thinks too much.... 
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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New product last time called" Movie Prep" and give up on the charmen early and switch to short warm showers. Much easier on the "starfish"
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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Thanks Main, sure tastes good too.
Trump Won!
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Once you've said "OK" it's no longer a "violation"........time to move along and enjoy the ride!
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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