The old man said to three grannies at the retirement village,: 'There’s no way you can guess my age!’
One of the grandmas replied, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'
Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The grannies asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.
Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.
Then, they all said in unison, 'You're 83-years-old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old geezer asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees, high-fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three grannies happily crowed....'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'
