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The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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back in grade school, funny stuff
if you want change you have to put in your 2 cents, you can't just sit on the sidelines and whine
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I'm calling BS. How would a alligator get to Italy?
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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 I forwarded that one.
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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I'm calling BS. How would a alligator get to Italy? Same way a kangaroo made it to Oklahoma! [video:youtube]CriuV-yNqv4[/video]
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Just told it to the wife while she was farding. She's re-doing her eye makeup and wiping away the tears.  
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Well, that is enough reason for me to post my vampire joke too!
Two Nuns in Transylvania
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," replies Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking the vampire about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f_ck off our car!!!
/John
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That is one of my favorites. 
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Oh boy....can I get that two minutes back....lol
"By the time you realize your father was a smart man, you have a teenager telling you just how stupid you are."
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I'm calling BS. How would a alligator get to Italy? Same as New York City, got flushed!
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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On reflection, that gator was probably a were-suitcase
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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On reflection, that gator was probably a were-suitcase.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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