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" What's wrong?"
" This isn't a plane, this is a canoe with wings"
" Well then, get in and start paddling!" "Commando"; stupid black chick to Ahnuld.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Campfire Ranger
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Actor1: "This chick Stephanie, she's got it all goin' on."
Actor2: "Well, she is cute, yeah."
Actor1:"Cute? She's a [bleep]' hottie. And you almost tell her that I'm gettin' married? What's the matter with you?"
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Actor1: "This chick Stephanie, she's got it all goin' on."
Actor2: "Well, she is cute, yeah."
Actor1:"Cute? She's a [bleep]' hottie. And you almost tell her that I'm gettin' married? What's the matter with you?" Sideways? Hayden Christanson?
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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"I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun"
The Sixth Sense, dead kid to I see dead people kid. P
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547
Join date 3/09/2001
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Actor 1: Where you from fanook?
Actor 2: Attica
Actor 1: I knew you couldn't be from Brooklyn 'cause we don't talk like that here ya know.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Campfire Ranger
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"Then what happens next? I'll tell you what happens: Then they all decide that I'm supposed to get a smaller share! That I'm somebody extra special stupid, or something! That they don't even care if it's a democracy! And in a democracy, it don't matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share!"
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Campfire Oracle
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"Can you fly a plane?"
"Fly yes,land no!" , or HG Yup.
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Like a midget at a urinal, I gotta stay on my toes.." Huh... No takers? There's some great lines in these threads... Keep 'em comin'.. 
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Campfire Oracle
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"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmen!"
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Sage
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"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmen!" Quint
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Oracle
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Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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'It's a little disconcerting to realize that the smartest one in our expedition is the dog' .
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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'Nah, I just hate N166ERs' .
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Oracle
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"That's one big pile of schit"
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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"That's one big pile of schit" Jurrassic Park = Malcolm 'You will wash your hands'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Oracle
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Dang,that was quick!
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Oracle
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"I see you shiver in anticipation"
Think that is what the actor said or something close to it. Hello,any takers?
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
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Campfire Tracker
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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine" Spaceballs!
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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Campfire Tracker
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"We found each other in the dark"
The Green Mile
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