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Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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No telling where that thing has been.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Putin's thinking "Christ! Who knows where that thing has been!" 7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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I HATE this job sometimes.
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Thought bubble above P's head,....
"Probably won't look good on me if I whip out my hand sanitizer, after touching that. Damn, I Hate this job sometimes !"
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In thought bubble
Remember not to squeeze the puzzy's hand so hard. He whined and pouted about it last time.
Last edited by m_stevenson; 01/18/17.
Mark
NRA Life Member Anytime anyone kicks cancers azz is a good day!
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Oh The Drama!
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I ain't shaking no..,..... hand.
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bet he shakes hands like a fa&
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Did he use that hand to wipe his boyfriends chit off his cock?
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The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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where is a needle ring when you need one
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I only shake the hand of a man that grabs them by the pussy.
I don't shake the hand of a pussy.
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Hand reeks of azztroglide. Touching it Nyett!
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"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Vash after,....strong wodka !
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" Now I tink like Troomp.." " Grob im by di poosy!"
“Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.” ― G. Orwell
"Why can't men kill big game with the same cartridges women and kids use?" _Eileen Clarke
"Unjust authority confers no obligation of obedience." - Alexander Hamilton
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He's got little hands for a black guy...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Ooo, has that hand touched ..big mike ?.......ooooo
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Which judo throw will do the most damage to this pussy?
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"It's a Trump thing, but I guess I can grab a pussy too."
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"That would look good mounted on a plaque behind my desk."
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"My dick IS bigger than his."
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Don't be the darkness.
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"I hope he's wiped all that damned moisturizing lotion off those girly mits."
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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I could continue looking down, close my fist and deliver an uppercut and knock this puss fraud back to kenya!
Trump Won!
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I don't get paid enough for this.
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Wait a second which hand do they wipe their ass with again?
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Is that cshit on your hand
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That smells like Hillary's pussy
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Damn, I hate to do this, but I gotta!
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No telling where that thing has been. Yeah...no, I am pretty sure Vlad knows exactly where it has been, thus the hesitation.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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And another thing, who the [bleep] keeps their fingers spread when shaking hands. Rule is, fingers together and good strong grip palm to palm with good firm contact. You are allowed to kick any bastard that goes for the finger-grab-and-squeeze right in the balls.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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And another thing, who the [bleep] keeps their fingers spread when shaking hands. Rule is, fingers together and good strong grip palm to palm with good firm contact. You are allowed to kick any bastard that goes for the finger-grab-and-squeeze right in the balls. Just like with peacocks, it makes it look bigger.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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"Why did this gay bass turd climb up on that box to have his picture taken shaking my hand?"
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
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He touched his gorilla looking wife with that.
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"Just as I thought, that has never grabbed a pussy...."
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"Let me think...he's left handed, so maybe this one is clean??"
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