A guy walks up to the bar and orders a drink. Gets his drink and is standing there when a very attractive woman walks up to him. First thing he notices is a tattoo above her ample left breast. She says "hi"; after exchanging pleasantries he can't help himself, he says, "there are only two types of people who have tattoo's; sailors and whores."
"And you do not look...
like a sailor"
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
Oxymoron...sailors are whores. Well, many of them anyways.
Nah, whores do it for money. Sailors do it for free. That just makes them sluts.
Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
Oxymoron...sailors are whores. Well, many of them anyways.
Nah, whores do it for money. Sailors do it for free. That just makes them sluts.
Ed
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I resemble that !
GTC
Last edited by crossfireoops; 02/19/17.
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