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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer' Clinic.



Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can
you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young (after now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see anything!"


Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000
back." (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story – Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old
Geezer"!

Remember: Don't make old people mad.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take
much to tick us off.

P.S. Written in BOLD print for Old Geezers.


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Funny!!


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Excellent! (And the part about it not taking much to tick us off is so true!)


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WHY DO YOU SAY THAT John??
(Smile!)


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That's good

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