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Dwayne,
I'm referring to the dipschits holding up the line that just HAVE to have a candy bar or some other form of worthless schit, and don't have the common GD courtesy to pay for it with a couple $1 bills.
You'll never find this guy without cash.
County jail aside.
Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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CC is faster half the time than the retard working the register. 3/4 of the time if the employee is over 60 or under 25.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark I left a very strong running 044 with a coworker: full tank of gas and bar oil. It was returned to me with a trashed clutch side crank bearing and no verbal indication of trouble. I was done with saw for the year and didn't find the problem until the following summer. Coworker was Mormon. Corollary: don't loan anything to a Mormon.
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CC is faster half the time than the retard working the register. 3/4 of the time if the employee is over 60 or under 25. Almost all the time around here, no signature under $20.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Dwayne, You are a logical thinker. Sadly, a rarity in todays times !  Maybe it's a Canuck thing ?
Paul.
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Dwayne,
I'm referring to the dipschits holding up the line that just HAVE to have a candy bar or some other form of worthless schit, and don't have the common GD courtesy to pay for it with a couple $1 bills.
You'll never find this guy without cash.
County jail aside.
Clark
LMAO... So true. And ditto here also..
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Buy some muffs for the garden hose and make sure you're friggin outboard starts @ home, not at the boat ramp on the 1st weekend after the ice breaks up.
Put your fishing stuff and coolers into the boat PRIOR to launch, NOT while you're taking up a launch space.
Teach your fishing companion to either drive the boat or back the tow vehicle. A person older than 13 or younger than 75 should NOT be holding a rope on the dock like a little girl holding a new kitten on a string. No doggone gender exception either. Kids to young to run a boat and any adults who have a tough time getting into the boat without help are excused.
If you see me boat a fish, that doesn't mean I want to fish near you, stay where you are or get further away.
I'm not being impolite by ignoring you @ the fish cleaning station. I'm trying to quickly get finished so the next guy can clean his fish too. Chatty Kathys @ the cleaning station should be "Fish-Slapped".
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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A courtesy flush is for MY nose not yours.
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try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy.
My diploma is a DD214
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If you can't train your wife to follow you around with a toilet brush, then you must learn to use one yourself.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you can't train your wife to follow you around with a toilet brush, then you must learn to use one yourself.
Exceptions: Public restrooms and Flave's house.
Last edited by kingston; 03/20/17. Reason: Added exceptions
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy. COGO's?
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try going in to get a sunday paper and being lined up behind some 90 y/o granny with a fist full of money and watching her buying until she has nothing left. reminds me of a kid laying all his pennies on the counter and asking how many tootsie rolls he can get.
on a side note, she probably didn't get to enjoy those tickets after i double thumped her with my truck in the parking lot. old ladies is squishy. COGO's? heh. that parking lot is a bugger
My diploma is a DD214
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Wise words from Mrs Post.
One of the few women that teaching reading and writing to paid dividends.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Buy some muffs for the garden hose and make sure you're friggin outboard starts @ home, not at the boat ramp on the 1st weekend after the ice breaks up.
Put your fishing stuff and coolers into the boat PRIOR to launch, NOT while you're taking up a launch space.
Teach your fishing companion to either drive the boat or back the tow vehicle. A person older than 13 or younger than 75 should NOT be holding a rope on the dock like a little girl holding a new kitten on a string. No doggone gender exception either. Kids to young to run a boat and any adults who have a tough time getting into the boat without help are excused.
If you see me boat a fish, that doesn't mean I want to fish near you, stay where you are or get further away.
I'm not being impolite by ignoring you @ the fish cleaning station. I'm trying to quickly get finished so the next guy can clean his fish too. Chatty Kathys @ the cleaning station should be "Fish-Slapped". Now that is some stuff that should be noted, key emphasis on should.
Liberalism; The impossible yet accepted notion that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Wise words from Mrs Post.
One of the few women that teaching reading and writing to paid dividends. The more I read, the more I'm glad she's dead.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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OMG!!!, Not the dreaded sagging pockets! But what if that's where Johnny boy is keeping his heater to protect said Marie Vanity Jones? Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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The point seems to be that it's all Marie's fault, she's selfish and a crappy housekeeper.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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