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Rivarlries Between States #11931874 03/27/17 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,723 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon OP Campfire Kahuna OP wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,723 Iowa/NW Ontario The thread about Wisconsin, and Minnesota has me thinking of some of the old jokes. What do they call a pretty girl in Minnesota? A- A Tourist. There are more many more. Got some? These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11931887 03/27/17 Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 408 Michigan Mittenman Campfire Member Mittenman Campfire Member Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 408 Michigan Ohio Americas armpit. God created Cleavand so that even the people of Detroit would have someone to look down on.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11931890 03/27/17 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,388 Aurora, Colorado A achadwick Campfire Tracker achadwick Campfire Tracker A Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,388 Aurora, Colorado I certainly don't use the name of our savior carelessly but this one is too funny and the point of the riddle is not Him anyway. Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Texas? Because they couldn't find a virgin and three wise men. and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Micah 6:8) d.v. Musings on TDS

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11931909 03/27/17 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,031 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,031 Texas That is true

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934004 03/28/17 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 966 ID Riverhawk Campfire Regular Riverhawk Campfire Regular Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 966 ID What would happen if they gave Memphis to Arkansas? They'd raise the average IQ in both states!

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934012 03/28/17 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID persiandog Campfire Outfitter persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,205 nampa,ID what do you call a call girl in Alaska : Frostitute. P.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934093 03/28/17 Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,666 P pinotguy Campfire Regular pinotguy Campfire Regular P Joined: May 2007 Posts: 1,666 Q - Why did San Francisco get all the gays and Utah all the Mormons? A - San Francisco got first choice. I'm becoming more tolerant of intolerant people.

Re: Rivarlries Between States Mittenman #11934427 03/28/17 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,507 40N, 82 1/2W Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,507 40N, 82 1/2W Why do all the trees in Ohio lean to the North? Because Michigan sucks, and West Virginia blows. What caused the worst flood in Ohio history? When they opened the first bridge from Kentucky. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934432 03/28/17 Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 269 West TN D Deer Turd Campfire Member Deer Turd Campfire Member D Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 269 West TN Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in Arkansas schools? Because it tires the mule out.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934511 03/28/17 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead Campfire Oracle Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 What's the best thing to come out of Indiana? I-65 "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934519 03/28/17 Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State Kansas. nuff said...

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934580 03/28/17 Joined: May 2008 Posts: 2,104 Illinois D DownWind Campfire Regular DownWind Campfire Regular D Joined: May 2008 Posts: 2,104 Illinois What's long and hard on a (insert any State here) man? ...Third grade Dave Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but hollow-points expand on impact.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11934585 03/28/17 Joined: May 2008 Posts: 2,104 Illinois D DownWind Campfire Regular DownWind Campfire Regular D Joined: May 2008 Posts: 2,104 Illinois Montana ...Where men are men! ... and sheep are nervous! Dave Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but hollow-points expand on impact.

Re: Rivarlries Between States achadwick #11934608 03/28/17 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,601 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,601 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by achadwick I certainly don't use the name of our savior carelessly but this one is too funny and the point of the riddle is not Him anyway. Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Texas? Because they couldn't find a virgin and three wise men. Reminds me of the old (apocryphal I'm sure) quote from past governor Miriam "Ma" Ferguson; "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, its good enough for the school children of Texas!" Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: Rivarlries Between States kaywoodie #11936153 03/29/17 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 10,718 2 222Rem Campfire Outfitter 222Rem Campfire Outfitter 2 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 10,718 Oregon............. (That's the joke.) Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11936170 03/29/17 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 14,485 North Texas RiverRider Campfire Outfitter RiverRider Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 14,485 North Texas Q: What do you call an Arkansas gal who can outrun her brothers? A: A virgin. Don't be the darkness. America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11936172 03/29/17 Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,508 In the vicinity of dandihood H horse1 Campfire Outfitter horse1 Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,508 In the vicinity of dandihood FISHTAB Friggin' Illinois Sheethead towing a boat Last edited by horse1; 03/29/17. I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11936274 03/29/17 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,033 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,033 Next to the dump that Del Shan... What do you say to a good lookin' gal from Tennessee? Nice Tooth! Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: Rivarlries Between States wabigoon #11936400 03/29/17 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,920 Georgia J JMR40 Campfire Outfitter JMR40 Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,920 Georgia Know why Tennessee colors are orange. They can wear the same shirts on Friday to deer hunt, to the football game on Saturday and to pick up trash on Sunday. Lots of Alabama jokes told here in GA as well. Most people don't really want the truth. They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.