What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch?
Forgive me.
I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare. [/quote]
5.2 acres might be enough ground to make a living growing cannabis or wine grapes, but wouldn't be of enough ground to grow anything else that I can think of. Surely not enough ground to raise corn, soybeans, or beef cattle.
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Dude, one word, cow condos
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What is the breeding rates for a turnip or spinach ranch?
Forgive me.
I always thought a ranch produced livestock, and farm grew table fare. [/quote]
5.2 acres might be enough ground to make a living growing cannabis or wine grapes, but wouldn't be of enough ground to grow anything else that I can think of. Surely not enough ground to raise corn, soybeans, or beef cattle.
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Dude, one word, cow condos [/quote]
Richard Dude,
How could we ALL have forgotten the COW CONDOS? Thanks for straightening us out.
I heard those things are kinda like those businessman's hotels they have in Japan, where they just slide ya' right into a little coffin sized room. Bet we could squeeze a lotta cows on a 5 (5.2?) acre RANCH with that sorta system.
Thanks for the reminder, we may be able to steer clear of the turnip issues (breaking down fences, prolapsed turnip greens, hoof and root disease) now and just stick with beeves.
Geno
PS do you all think smaller breeds like Dexters, Mini-Herefords, or even a Mini-Scottish Highlands for the colder climes would work better than standard size cows?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
I see them breeding like they did with the watermelon, making them kinda square.
Square cows would be good, easier to slice up into Wendy's burgers.
Probably fit more onto a 5 (oops, excuse me) 5.2 acre RANCH also.
Geno
Last edited by Valsdad; 04/23/17. Reason: correction to RANCH size
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.
This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.
Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.
This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.
I have all manner of guns from .17 to 7mm, pistols and such any one of which I can fire and the bullet will land on my RANCH.
Underperformance huh? Read the manual and load more powder.
Last edited by TheBigSky; 04/24/17.
_________________________________________________________________________ “Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck
Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.
This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.
...toting my old .44
So, now we know, it's a Wild Turkey RANCH!
Which ones of these Wild Turkeys will you be stocking on your RANCH?
That "Rare Breed" one is likely to bring in some cash flow for you, you'll be getting those Wild Turkey fanatics calling you, wanting to come get one so they can get slammed.........grandly slammed that is.
I can't see as to how hard of work it'll be rounding up those Wild Turkeys, least ways until a couple of 'em been kilt and consumed. Then it might be bit difficult to find the rest of the herd for roundin' up.
I hear there's a rustler issue with those Wild Turkeys too, you best put up a good security system around your RANCH!
Geno
PS, you have a special lariat for roundin' up them two legged tasty birds? Or maybe a special turkey herding dog?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Crap, I forgot, I'm gonna turn my 6.89 Acre RANCH into a Dental Floss ranch.
Can't afford another move, to Montana no less, so I'll make do with what I got, get me a pygmy pony and some zircon encrusted tweezers and be a tycoon!
On my 6.89 acre RANCH.
Geno
PS, ya'll think pluckin' dental floss will be too taxing for an old retired guy on a RANCH?
PPS, good thing about this idea, by myself I wouldn't have no boss!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
You put that stuff in the water bowls and it don't take much rounding up, those Wild Turkeys sorta just wait to be picked up.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Oh wait I just did the math, 30 is way more bigger than my 6.89 acre RANCH.
As Rosanna used to say...........Nevermind.
I'm bettin' that pooch in the foreground is some sorta fancy schmancy purebred as that's the only kind what's allowed near yachts!
Geno.
PS, I ain't got enough water to grow all that alfalfa either.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Perhaps you did not read previous. We have sold the wine business and also most of the wine vinted last year.
This very day we are moving to our palatial, very high end craftsman style RANCH house overlooking our sprawling 5.2 acre RANCH. We hope to enjoy a life riding our range rounding up wild turkeys. And, maybe even shooting an occasional antenna.
...toting my old .44
Lol, you sound like Larry Root, mentioning you pack heat. Are you afraid someone here might come visit you? I think most everyone just wishes you would either post like a normal, every day human, vs your posting always mentioning how great and all-powerful you are, Old Mr OZ, or just stop posting your BS.
I am glad you sold out, got some folks to buy immature wines that were both from too young of vines and you didn't barrel the red's long enough before bottling... or were they packaged in a box? It is all good you are out of the fermented grape juice business, you sure the hell don't know much about vineyards nor winemaking.
Carry on, Great Oz, watcher of the vineyard below your domicile. Did the new owners put in the purchase agreement you would, for some given time, act as a guard for their vineyard in the event someone you Pizzed off comes trying to shut your pie-hole? LOL
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