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How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close
Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
The fridge is not large enough to hold them all
How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator?
None, the elephants are in there!
Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget
Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town!
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino
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� What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Rosie
"Good enough" isn't.
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� What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Rosie Give that man a CIGAR! ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/TLEEF/SMILIES/LMAO.gif)
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
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I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Why is an elephant trunk key the longest key in the world?
Elephants trunks are opened from the rear.
Why do you never see elephants on a dairy farm?
Because they like to butter.
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Why do you never see elephants on a dairy farm?
Because they like to butter. ??????????
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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works better in conversation..........I'll try this: butt 'er.
Farm joke, as in dairy COWS, where butter comes from (real butter).
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OK, now I get it, that is kinda thin though even for a pun. 
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires...
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks...
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emersome gooduns! 
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How do you kill a Madras elephant?
Put him in a tub of water and he'll bleed to death.
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How do you kill a Madras elephant?
Put him in a tub of water and he'll bleed to death. Heh, heh...I learned the truth of this the hard way 
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I'm visualizing pink underwear....
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What's the Black stuff between elephants toes?
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If the front legs of an Elephant are doing 45MPH. What are his hind legs doing?
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