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Well, the fancy pants "custom" angle didn't work, so here's a plain jane, working stiff, regular guy, average joe kind of knife that just happens to come with some extra lettering on the blade.

Marbles Campcraft knife, NIB. This was made in 2000 AD, blade material is the 52-100 steel.

Sheath works either right or left handed. I mean, geez, it still holds the damn knife in place no matter where you put it on your belt, but if you wear it on your right side the pommel will point forward. I'm just lettin' you know so's you picky b*****ds don't get all huffy about it. Oh yeah, even though it's brand new it does have a slight scuff on it, but don't blame me, it was that way when I got it.

Also, never mind that it says "Custom 2000" on the ricasso and has some guy's name on the side of the blade (I think he's the one who made it).

Despite all the fancy shmancy accoo-tray-monts, it can actually be used to cut stuff! Yes indeed, you can use it just like a real knife!!! At least I think so, I've never actually used it myself.

Send me $125 in money orders or gold bullion and I will mail this "definitely not a fancy unusuable dust collector" right to you via priority mail. And here's the best part - if you don't like it when you get it, just mail it back to me in the exact pristine condition as when you first opened the box and gazed upon it, and I will send your entire $125 back to you. It will probably be in rusty steel pennies, ya freakin' ingrate, but I will send your money back to you if you don't like it for any reason.

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Now that I think about it, that so called "left handed" sheath is actually an advantage for you right handed guys. Think about it - when you have to draw it quickly to fend off an attacking bear or Cape Buffalo, the sharp side will already be up and you can slice and disembowel the bear neatly in one motion from the draw. Besides, Chuck Norris carries his knives that way...


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Back to top for the Friday night regular guy beer drinkers.

So have a cold one. And another. And 8 or 10 more. Then come back to this ad. Knife looks pretty f.., uh, pretty darn good now, don't it? wink


In case you don't believe me that this beautiful knife actually works to cut stuff, it's brother here (upper knife) has cut up several deer and an elk, all of them killed with a .30-06, and none of which even made it close to getting in that snobby Boone and Crockett book. And to top it all off they were all taken on public land, non-guided hunts. Fer cryin' out loud, you can't get more average joe than that.

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And if by chance you do aspire to greatness, that knife also dug a bullet out of a wildebeest in Africa, so you can see these knives are equally at home in All-American situations or Snobby Upper Crust "yes, I believe I will have another sundowner please" hunts.

This is a win-win situation if there ever was one, folks.


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Knife has been moved to gunbroker and is no longer for sale here.


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Let me guess you are selling this to fund a Gene right? he he he


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