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i'll start it off.
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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Why don't mexicans do BBQ?
Beans slip through the grill.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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How many mexicans does it take to grease a 1972 ford pickup?
Just one if you hit him square.
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"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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2 gators swimming in the river when one hears some noise upstream.
Gator 1. "Hey, I think I hear another batch of little mexicans swimming over yonder, wanna go eat one?"
Gator 2. "hell no. My ass still burns from the last one."
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"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Why do mexicans like cars with small steering wheels?
so they can drive with handcuffs.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Those are great fellas! Keep em coming!!
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What do ya call 10 mexicans standing in line?
A spicket fence.
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"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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What do ya call a mexican prostitute with no legs.
Consuelo.
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One day there was three wetbacks trying to go to the U.S. One of the wetbacks told the other wetbacks.�Chinga We gotta learn some English� So they decided to learn the colors.
So as a week passes by the 1 wetback goes and says�I�m going to US i�m a US citizen�So the officer says i want you to give me a sentence using three colors Orange,Red,Blue.So the wetback tells him..� An orange is orange an apple is red and the sky is blue.So the officer says ok go ahead.
So the 2nd wetback goes and says�I�m going to US i�m a US citizen� �So the officer says i want you to give me a sentence using three colors White,Black And Brown. So the wetback.Says �You are white I am brown and he is black.So the officer says go ahead.
So the 3rd wetback says �I�m going to US i�m a US citizen� �So the officer says i want you to give me a sentence using three colors Green,Pink and Yellow.But as the wetback says�s his sentence he gets nervous because he didn�t practice those colors so the officer.Tells him No sorry but you took to long im taking you back. But The wetback,Says STOP STOP. WATCHA���The phone goes green green I pink it up and say yellow.
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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
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what do you call 20 mexicans in a pool?
bean dip
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe )
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If you see five black guys pushing a car , it's Black Power .
Five white guys pushing a car is White Power .
Five mexicans pushing a car ?
Grand theft , auto .
Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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Maybe it�s just me but these are in poor taste.
An illegal alien is a travesty to all true Americans, but the jokes are a little over the top.
I don�t have time to besmirch any member of the human clan.
I love a joke as much as anyone but this is in poor taste. Fire away but this is in bad taste, I won�t be participating in the raciest joking.
Joel
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Maybe it�s just me but these are in poor taste.
An illegal alien is a travesty to all true Americans, but the jokes are a little over the top.
I don�t have time to besmirch any member of the human clan.
I love a joke as much as anyone but this is in poor taste. Fire away but this is in bad taste, I won�t be participating in the raciest joking.
Joel Hey Joel, c�jale usted !
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Maybe it�s just me but these are in poor taste.
An illegal alien is a travesty to all true Americans, but the jokes are a little over the top.
I don�t have time to besmirch any member of the human clan.
I love a joke as much as anyone but this is in poor taste. Fire away but this is in bad taste, I won�t be participating in the raciest joking.
Joel Wouldn't have wasted that many words and time if those were my feelings.... like they don't tell jokes about us either....
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Politically incorrect, but funny.
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What do you call four mexicans who can't swim?
Quatro Sinco
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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
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Please, take this somewhere else. It doesn't belong in the Campfire.
I'd rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave....
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