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Back at the office for a while now,
No Northern, Charmin or Angel Soft here,
Here it's single ply Scot,
We're no longer wiping, now we're wet sanding with capsaicin ...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What sort of beer do you have with such a delicacy? Variety pack last night: Paulaner and Sam Adams Oktoberfests, Sierra Nevada Tumbler brown ale, Pilsner Urquell, Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA. I think I have some Sam A winter lager and some blue moon pumkin beers left from a variety pack earlier this week when i was trying to extinguish the baboon volcano. Dat might go good with some jalepeno cheese antelope salami....want me to to send you some?  Yes.
Something clever here.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Back at the office for a while now,
No Northern, Charmin or Angel Soft here,
Here it's single ply Scot,
We're no longer wiping, now we're wet sanding with capsaicin ... dab, gently. 
Something clever here.
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Campfire Ranger
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Back at the office for a while now,
No Northern, Charmin or Angel Soft here,
Here it's single ply Scot,
We're no longer wiping, now we're wet sanding with capsaicin ... You owe me a keyboard, dude!!! TFF!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Campfire Oracle
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This is just wrong...
Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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This is just wrong...
Ingwe You done worse . . . ..
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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Campfire Oracle
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Scot 40 grit paper is mean.
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i pack my own charmin to work.
work's schitt paper is like john wayne rough and tough and doesn't take schitt from no one
FJB
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ONe Word:
Imodium!
Works every time.
Whippin?
Just drag your butt and scoot in the snow like a dog trying to pass a peach pit!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Immodium is great when there are "control" problems, but that isn't the cause in all baboon ass cases.
Besides, if I'm within striking range of porcelain I'd prefer to deliver the offending payload.
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Campfire Tracker
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Somehow this thread has to be made into a movie. Then be shown over and over in the month of November just like "It's a Wonderful Life" is in December. ND would have the starring role of course.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears kill you.
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ONe Word:
Imodium!
Works every time.
Whippin?
Just drag your butt and scoot in the snow like a dog trying to pass a peach pit! peach pit? Does that really happen? 
Something clever here.
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Campfire Ranger
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More like a dog trying to pass a sock...
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Campfire Regular
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My dog passed the zipper part off a Gallon Zip Loc bag once......he came home in a week or so....
We eat organic in our house, we just have to shoot and gut it first.....
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there's plenty of trolls around here that will kiss it and make it all better!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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My dog passed the zipper part off a Gallon Zip Loc bag once......he came home in a week or so.... But I bet his crap stayed fresh.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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More like a dog trying to pass a sock... Why do I get the feeling you've got real-life experience in this area, Bart?
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I had a lab that ate the better part of an old wool army blanket on the way to a duck hunting fiasco one year. She [bleep] out turds that looked like little stuffed beanie baby beavers for a week...
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If I woulda been thinking I woulda had all my Christmas presents free for nieces that year...
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