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#5346460 - 06/18/11 09:18 PM you might be a muslim if.....
hatari Offline
Campfire Outfitter

Registered: 10/05/04
Posts: 8441
Loc: Atlanta
This is straight forward country thinking... Make sure you see the animated cartoon at the end.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. If You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. If Your cousin is president o f the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han Solo

"Diana should forbid all first timers from fulling their wish lists. All hunters need something to remember and something to dream of." - Hatari 2011

#5346613 - 06/19/11 12:10 AM Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: hatari]
P_Weed Offline
Campfire Tracker

Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 7413
Loc: Dakota Territory

Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing yet.

#5346806 - 06/19/11 05:36 AM Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: P_Weed]
2ndwind Offline
Campfire Kahuna

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 15655
I'd read the Foxworthy bit before .... P weed's is a new one for me.... pithy post P....
Please don't feed the trolls!

#5347576 - 06/19/11 10:19 AM Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: 2ndwind]
MShuntfish Offline
Campfire Ranger

Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 1860
Loc: Hot, Humid, South Mississippi
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.


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