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Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.
An hour later let them out and see which one is happy to see you!
When the numbers of wimens dry up, I move to a different part of the state.
Still headed slowly south. Like a glacier.
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You think? 
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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With a ballpark figure of somewhere around 57,500,000 (+/-) square miles of surface land on planet earth, and allowing there are thirty compatible "marriageable partners" for each person, you're looking at 1 potential spouse per 1,916,667 sq. miles.
Talk about trying to find the proverbiable 'needle in a haystack'!
Looking at it on the up side, though, it sure seems to me that you'll be needing to 'test-drive' quite a few.
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You think? Yes Mink. Consider the mental implications of someone not saying,"wives available for husbands" or "women available for men" but saying instead, "wives available for males". Is this a telling Freudian slip of a sick mind contemplating bestiality, or just an unwitting mental oversight indicating premature senility or congenital stupidity?
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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You think? Yes Mink. Consider the mental implications of someone not saying,"wives available for husbands" or "women available for men" but saying instead, "wives available for males". Is this a telling Freudian slip of a sick mind contemplating bestiality, or just an unwitting mental oversight indicating premature senility or congenital stupidity? I have a suspicion this is Gus' way of poking the ant pile and seeing what happens.
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
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I don't think he was conscious of the revealing nature of his  terminology.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Is that married or unmarried? 
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