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Mine keeps leaving the toilet seat down.........
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Marrying me was by far the strangeststaying with me for 27+ years is by far the strangest thing she has done.
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Oh yeah-another post just brought this to mind. She absolutely refuses to carry HER car keys if I am with her!
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Me: "Where you want to go eat tonight"?
Her: "Oh, anywhere is fine."
Me: "Olive Garden?"
Her: "Nahhh...Somewhere else."
Me: "Red Lobster"?
Her: "Ummm...Not tonight"
Me: "O.k. How about Applebee's"?
Her: "Not really in the mood for that."
Me: "OooooooK. Where would YOU like to eat"?
Her: "Oh anywhere. I'm not picky
Bang head on steering wheel..... Oh Where have I heard THAT before???????????
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I did think of one more, I dont think she knows how to take out the garbage, if she knows I am coming home within a day, she will make a nice pyramid on the top of the can.....
Oh well, it may sound like I am picking on her by starting this thread, but I am pretty sure I have way more things that drive her crazy than she has that make me ask "what the hell?"
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When I'm driving and she is riding shot gun. We pull up to a stop sign. I'll look left then right, only to she her head as she is looking left. WTF
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If you have more rifles than your wife has pairs of shoes then you're winning. Otherwise it's time to play catch-up.
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I do and that includes her barn boots!
The first time I shot myself in the head...
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Mine used to call the cats in at night by stickin' her head out the door and hollerin', "puss-EEEEeeeeEEEEE!",..
I hadda make her give that up.
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Me: "Where you want to go eat tonight"?
Her: "Oh, anywhere is fine."
Me: "Olive Garden?"
Her: "Nahhh...Somewhere else."
Me: "Red Lobster"?
Her: "Ummm...Not tonight"
Me: "O.k. How about Applebee's"?
Her: "Not really in the mood for that."
Me: "OooooooK. Where would YOU like to eat"?
Her: "Oh anywhere. I'm not picky".
Bang head on steering wheel..... Think you nailed it with this one, my wife does it too!
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Mine used to call the cats in at night by stickin' her head out the door and hollerin', "puss-EEEEeeeeEEEEE!",..
I hadda make her give that up. Mine used to call the cats in at night by stickin' her head out the door and hollerin', "puss-EEEEeeeeEEEEE!",..
I hadda make her give that up. So what responses did she get with that particular call? Gotta admit I'd maybe have to go see what that was all about if I heard it!
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When I replace the TP, my missus will re-install the roll so the paper comes out from the back instead of over the top.
Just a small idiosyncracy I've noticed. That's a defense against very small kids who learn to spin the roll and watch it unroll on the floor. We never had the problem with our kids but my sister sure did with 1 of hers.
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Mine used to call the cats in at night by stickin' her head out the door and hollerin', "puss-EEEEeeeeEEEEE!",..
I hadda make her give that up. Mine used to call the cats in at night by stickin' her head out the door and hollerin', "puss-EEEEeeeeEEEEE!",..
I hadda make her give that up. So what responses did she get with that particular call? Three cats and that old fat boy down the road came a'runnin'.
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If you have more rifles than your wife has pairs of shoes then you're winning. Otherwise it's time to play catch-up. It may take me a lifetime to catch up! Here's one my wife does. When doing the dishes she fills large bowls, pans, etc. with water and soap; then they will sit there for 3-4 days. I don't know if she just forgets or what.
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If you have more rifles than your wife has pairs of shoes then you're winning. Otherwise it's time to play catch-up. It may take me a lifetime to catch up! Here's one my wife does. When doing the dishes she fills large bowls, pans, etc. with water and soap; then they will sit there for 3-4 days. I don't know if she just forgets or what. Mine will run the sink full of hot water and soap, put the dishes in, and let it set all day! Then she has to start over to wash the dishes, unless I do them! Then I have to start over!
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