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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Back to billiards......


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Screamer, whips 'n chitt. Betcha.


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
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Kinda Danica Patrick-y, I'd say. But without the lack of skill in a boring ass 'sport'...


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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looking at that ass ain't "boring"



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unless its boring into that ass...



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DD, why was there a mag in that 10/22?


Multiple Choice

A. To keep the dust out
B. What's a mag?
C. It helps balance the gun
D. Well, here's the deal. When I'm totin' the T/C I carry loose rounds in the pocket 'cept for 2, one between the fingers in left hand and another in the right. When I use the 10/22 I wear Spandex Speedos which anyone with a brain knows do not have pockets. I only have 4 spaces between my allotted fingers with which to hold rounds. The magazine holds 10. I like higher math when I'm likely to face a charge by more than 2 hogs. Finally, I have misplaced my shoelaces for the Nike Air Jordans and don't think I can run all that fast.

Embrace the long answer and be saved!

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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DD, why was there a mag in that 10/22?


Multiple Choice

A. To keep the dust out
B. What's a mag?
C. It helps balance the gun
D. Well, here's the deal. When I'm totin' the T/C I carry loose rounds in the pocket 'cept for 2, one between the fingers in left hand and another in the right. When I use the 10/22 I wear Spandex Speedos which anyone with a brain knows do not have pockets. I only have 4 spaces between my allotted fingers with which to hold rounds. The magazine holds 10. I like higher math when I'm likely to face a charge by more than 2 hogs. Finally, I have misplaced my shoelaces for the Nike Air Jordans and don't think I can run all that fast.

Embrace the long answer and be saved!

Reverend Dan
Church of the Almost Reformed Evangelical Sluts (CARES)


Dan,

How does one go about joining your church?


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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DD, why was there a mag in that 10/22?


Multiple Choice

A. To keep the dust out
B. What's a mag?
C. It helps balance the gun
D. Well, here's the deal. When I'm totin' the T/C I carry loose rounds in the pocket 'cept for 2, one between the fingers in left hand and another in the right. When I use the 10/22 I wear Spandex Speedos which anyone with a brain knows do not have pockets. I only have 4 spaces between my allotted fingers with which to hold rounds. The magazine holds 10. I like higher math when I'm likely to face a charge by more than 2 hogs. Finally, I have misplaced my shoelaces for the Nike Air Jordans and don't think I can run all that fast.

Embrace the long answer and be saved!

Reverend Dan
Church of the Almost Reformed Evangelical Sluts (CARES)


Didn't think you had enough fingers to hold loose rounds. grin


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I'm not accepting anymore questions tonight.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Anyone asks me more questions I'm gonna introduce you to Rule #10

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
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DD, why was there a mag in that 10/22?


Multiple Choice

A. To keep the dust out
B. What's a mag?
C. It helps balance the gun
D. Well, here's the deal. When I'm totin' the T/C I carry loose rounds in the pocket 'cept for 2, one between the fingers in left hand and another in the right. When I use the 10/22 I wear Spandex Speedos which anyone with a brain knows do not have pockets. I only have 4 spaces between my allotted fingers with which to hold rounds. The magazine holds 10. I like higher math when I'm likely to face a charge by more than 2 hogs. Finally, I have misplaced my shoelaces for the Nike Air Jordans and don't think I can run all that fast.

Embrace the long answer and be saved!

Reverend Dan
Church of the Almost Reformed Evangelical Sluts (CARES)


Didn't think you had enough fingers to hold loose rounds. grin


You ever notice I type with a s-stutter? Or is it a limp? Never can remember which. Let's just call it typing impaired. Thanks to Jesus I have an editor. Otherwise it ould look like thi mo t of the time. On the be t of day I'd not be able to have se .

Phouc all!


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It really snows THAT much there and you really had a USCG station there? WTF!


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Dan,

How does one go about joining your church?


Mostly you just gotta show up with a bottle of whiskey and an almost reformed slut. Midgets are OK.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Hey Gruff you can share your Virgina Slims with the pool snattch.

WTF you been?


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I figured you more of a MISTY man and less of a Virginia Slims man


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Originally Posted by wageslave
You're kinda needy.

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Has me playing pocket pool just thinking of the possibilities.


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
I figured you more of a MISTY man and less of a Virginia Slims man


As long as she smokes my Johnson first, I don't give a schit what she smokes when I finish. grin
I'll be in my truck driving away and dippin'.


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She is smokin'.......all over.
I would be banned for showing it, but it could be worth it.


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Retards...........


Says the idiot that doesn't know what scope he is selling until he is asked.

Repeatedly....

Try again you no puzzy gettin' [bleep].


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[bleep] I know everything about the scope. I like doing businees threw Pms so go get bent you no good [bleep].


Perfect example of the whole homo's who teach kids in the thread up in the campfire

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