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Originally Posted by Swifty52
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Nice cap!


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Originally Posted by Magnum_Man
Only problem is, to meet government rules and regulations I'm sure they come preprogrammed to be PC and liberal as well have ODC intelligence factor. I am just sure of that.


That is why you buy from Hatari Enterprises. Infidel Ed guarantees all of our CSS's to be totally apolitical. However, they will automatically turn off any TV showing CNN or MSNBC.



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...Jeannie looks like a tramp with a hose.

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I dream of Jeannie model

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This thred has as much potential as the ABC's thred!

I'll take one of the girls with the nice cap! (GRIN!)

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Gives new respect to the military. Haven't seen the blueprint for the Navy model yet.


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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
How about the "Classic Girl Next Door" line?



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Heather Locklear! I have a buddy who did his undergrad at UCLA and had her in a class when she first started on TV with William Shatner in TJ Hooker. She was probably 18 at the time. He said in real life, she was thin and lithe as could be, and still be stunning! Said everybody stared slack jawed every time she entered the room, guys and the girls. Claimed her beauty defined description.

That pretty much sums my impression of meeting Farrah Faucet while she was filming one of the Cannonball! movies in ATL with Burt. Being in my late teens talking to Farrah when she was at her hottest darn near saw me pass out from lack of blood! If we make that model, I'm keeping the prototype.


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Originally Posted by hatari
Gives new respect to the military. Haven't seen the blueprint for the Navy model yet.


Alpha Strike:

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Flight Lead:
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The ones in the first mock up seem to have some pent up hostility. Somebody has not been keeping them satisfied. Or maybe you turned them loose on TRH??


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Gives new respect to the military. Haven't seen the blueprint for the Navy model yet.


Alpha Strike:

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Better idea - We'll build those for real Boarder Security. Image Chui returning to Chihuahua and having to explain to the Drug Lord that a a group of naked, big breasted blonde women kicked their butt and took their stash??


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Originally Posted by hatari


That pretty much sums my impression of meeting Farrah Faucet while she was filming one of the Cannonball! movies in ATL with Burt. Being in my late teens talking to Farrah when she was at her hottest darn near saw me pass out from lack of blood! If we make that model, I'm keeping the prototype.


Under the Shuto expressway at Roppongi Crossing, circa 1982, a gaggle of yoots fled from some extraordinarily perturbed members of the Tokyo constabulary, who were damned and determined to apprehend said yoots. But being fleet of foot and desperate of mind, said yoots were as determined to evade Tokyo's finest as they were on clicking steel bracelets and stuffing the yoots into some godforsaken bullpen.

One of the yoots, too busy swiveling his gaze behind him as he shot across an intersection packed with pedestrians to look where he was heading, piled headlong into a body. A female body, with golden locks. Said body came off of her feet, crashing backwards onto the blacktop with a thud that only a human bean can make.

As the downtrodden, poor, misunderstood lad was more desperate to escape than to display his chivalrous side, he only managed a fleeting "I'm so sorry, lady!", as he picked himself up and got back to pumping leg to get the hell out of there. He did make brief eye contact with the innocent, pitiful woman, who was young and pretty and...WTF!, IT'S THE 6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN'S OLD LADY!

Sorry, Farrah!

Good times. And no, the yoots didn't end up in the juvenile crowbar detention facility that day.



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Originally Posted by hatari
Originally Posted by Magnum_Man
Only problem is, to meet government rules and regulations I'm sure they come preprogrammed to be PC and liberal as well have ODC intelligence factor. I am just sure of that.


That is why you buy from Hatari Enterprises. Infidel Ed guarantees all of our CSS's to be totally apolitical. However, they will automatically turn off any TV showing CNN or MSNBC.



How did I get roped into this fiendish plot? All I do is program the surveillance function, er, uh, I mean the "preferences" function so they remember what the individual likes and doesn't like. grin

Not that any acts are recorded, or anything like that, that might be used to "assist" in purchasing new upgrades, new models, payments in small, unmarked bills, etc... laugh

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Originally Posted by kamo_gari


Under the Shuto expressway at Roppongi Crossing, circa 1982, a gaggle of yoots fled from some extraordinarily perturbed members of the Tokyo constabulary, who were damned and determined to apprehend said yoots. But being fleet of foot and desperate of mind, said yoots were as determined to evade Tokyo's finest as they were on clicking steel bracelets and stuffing the yoots into some godforsaken bullpen.

One of the yoots, too busy swiveling his gaze behind him as he shot across an intersection packed with pedestrians to look where he was heading, piled headlong into a body. A female body, with golden locks. Said body came off of her feet, crashing backwards onto the blacktop with a thud that only a human bean can make.

As the downtrodden, poor, misunderstood lad was more desperate to escape than to display his chivalrous side, he only managed a fleeting "I'm so sorry, lady!", as he picked himself up and got back to pumping leg to get the hell out of there. He did make brief eye contact with the innocent, pitiful woman, who was young and pretty and...WTF!, IT'S THE 6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN'S OLD LADY!

Sorry, Farrah!

Good times. And no, the yoots didn't end up in the juvenile crowbar detention facility that day.




What had you done to make you run without stopping for FF? blush


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How did I get roped into this fiendish plot?

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You volunteered, and by doing so I kept that "Baa Baa Black Sheep" Party footage off Youtube. grin


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Originally Posted by kamo_gari
This technology has potential.



Just think!
No back talk, never any shopping or worry if you left the toilet seat up..

THIS has REAL potential!


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Originally Posted by hatari


What had you done to make you run without stopping for FF? blush


I never said I was involved!

But taking a shot in the dark, just for fun, I imagine it may have had something to do with the ages of the yoots, which ranged from 12-16 and had something to do with 3 borrowed motorcycles, two of which were crashed into police cars, and that even at that tender age, knew enough to know that apologizing to the famous blonde broad wouldn't count for spit if Tokyo's finest made a collar. But then that's just a wild guess.

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Originally Posted by byd
Who is the girl on the porch?



my ex


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Shameful behavior from successful, achieved and influential men.

I love the titts on that flight lead Ho'!

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Yep! She's proud of those puppies! As she should be! smirk


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