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If that has a thick blonde woolybuger on the front end,,,,,,,oh baby!
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Not so sure about "Titos", but that would do might nice with Ruby red Grapefruit too.
Speaking of ruby red, gotcha' covered. A little ruby red grapefruit and just a touch of ginger (everybody needs a little touch of ginger now and again) a ruby redbird is mighty good when it's hot out, and this time of year it's hot most of the time. Best GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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If that has a thick blonde woolybuger on the front end,,,,,,,oh baby! Woolybugger, or woolyburger...?
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." You sure about that? Three questions: A. How many pounds of flour would be required to find the wet spot B. What is her actual displacement tonnage and would that pool be enough to hold same C. What is the crush tensile strength of those platforms shoes she is wearing
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Was wondering about "C" myself, but in truth it's a fairly simple matter of structural analysis. Didn't occur to ponder 'A' and 'B' despite someone talking about 'Slave and the Titanic thing. And Poobah thinks I'm disturbed..... BD PS: I did wonder what her terminal velocity would be though.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A. I suggest you buy in bulk. B. They call her Tsunami Sue for a reason. C. It would have to measured in Kips.
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D. If she were on top could we see Jorge1 under her?
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Campfire Kahuna
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After some thought I think it would be fairly funny to arrange for her to be LAPES'd for a USO show next time they're off loading tanks in the sandbox. Video would go viral.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Mebbe his toes?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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D. No.. You wouldn't see him again till his viewing.
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Campfire Kahuna
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D-d-d-d-d-d-d-DAYUM....that's brutal.
'Morning all you guyz!
Rain on the way, a good dose for a change. Ain't mindin' that one bit, dryer'n a popcorn fart 'round abouts. Need to stock up on some D.J. before the tide rises....
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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2 inches here last night. Corn is tasseling out in the garden and green beans are blooming. Life is good this week.
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Right out of High School, one of my best friends went to work with the local Operating Engineers on pipelines and other such jobs, at his dad's side. Dad was somewhat terse and if he had anything to say, it was usually right to the point and often funny enough to make your ribs ache.
They spent much of that first summer out in the sticks near towns like East Saint Jeebus, living in motels and eating at diners.
One of their coworkers was a wiry little feller about 5'7" tall. My buddy told me that the little guy always wound up bringing some young 200+ pounder back to the motel and finally asked his dad why Shorty always had him a fat girl, wherever they wound up.
Still recall his dad's answer: "Dunno? I guess some guys just like big wimmin".
If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.
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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." You sure about that? You know...there is absolutely NO way that she could get a good wipe on that arse crack, I bet she smells like [bleep].
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Was wondering about "C" myself, but in truth it's a fairly simple matter of structural analysis. Didn't occur to ponder 'A' and 'B' despite someone talking about 'Slave and the Titanic thing. And Poobah thinks I'm disturbed..... BD PS: I did wonder what her terminal velocity would be though. OR an equally daunting task is once you get her knots up, how long before she can stop that momentum? On JFK if we were up to 25kts it took about four miles to a dead stop...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." You sure about that? You know...there is absolutely NO way that she could get a good wipe on that arse crack, I bet she smells like [bleep]. I'm sure she has an attachment for a 2 1/2" fire hose to pressure wash that buttcrack..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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D. No.. You wouldn't see him again till his viewing. Better than dying of piles....
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Regular
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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." You sure about that? You know...there is absolutely NO way that she could get a good wipe on that arse crack, I bet she smells like [bleep]. Chick would need a Michigan loader to lift her FUP (Fat Upper Pussy)
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Good Mornin' all.
What if someone wrassled her in jello or mud?
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