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Farmer�s Birth Control � Bucket and Saucer Method

There were three young women getting married and they all met
at the marriage counselor�s office to discuss the options of having

children sooner or later.
There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked

if they decided on their options.
They all said they had discussed this with their prospective
husbands and all agreed to wait a few years.

The counselor then asked the first city gal what type of birth control
she planned to use. She replied, �The rhythm method.�
�That will work�, said the counselor, �But only if you keep a good record.�

He asked the second city gal what method she planned on using. �I plan

on using birth control pills,� she said.
�Yes, that will work as long as you don 't forget to take them,� he replied.

He then asked the farm gal what method she was planning on using. Her
answer was, �The bucket and saucer method.�
After a short delay, he mumbled something and then told her that should

also work. He then asked all to come back in one year on a specific date

for a follow-up on how things were going.


They all met again one year later and the two city gals were
pregnant. Only the farm gal was still slim and trim.

The counselor asked the first city gal what went wrong.
She replied, �Somehow, I got my notes mixed up and, well,

here I am, going to have a baby.


He asked the second city gal what went wrong with her method.
�We were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me

and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby,� she replied.

He turns to the farm gal. �I vaguely remember you were going to use
the bucket and saucer method. Now, I must admit that I don't have a
good idea how the bucket and saucer method works. Will you explain?�


She replied, �Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am
quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned
upside down. As we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his

eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him!�









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Should work, as long as he is not a Lemur.


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Sophomore biology class, almost time for the bell, everyone just sitting around. Kelly raises her hand, teacher calls on her. Kelly says, "I heard a joke on the bus today, but I don't get it." Teacher (grading papers) absently asks Kelly what the joke was. Kelly says, "If big people can have little people, why can't big trains have little trains?" Teacher (very foolishly) asks Kelly why. Kelly answers, "Well, they said it's because the Illinois Central always pulls out on time."


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Must have been a looooooog time ago.

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