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Campfire 'Bwana
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Campfire Outfitter
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Wouldn't stay off this long enough for her to put shoes on and walk around. Just saying. ![[Linked Image]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/c5dd7816b1b9ba2b9d0ebc6c834e1dc7/tumblr_mrxvyxuuh91rcc0lwo1_500.jpg)
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Campfire Tracker
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Morning MFers! I see nothing has changed with the quality of morning wool being posted!
Morning Greeko....you pizza slinging [bleep]!
Travis...GFY
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Campfire Oracle
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HELLO ELMER! 
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Sage
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Morning MFers! I see nothing has changed with the quality of morning wool being posted!
Morning Greeko....you pizza slinging [bleep]!
Travis...GFY
Morning fatfukk! Dude! I got married, you missed it! Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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![[Linked Image]](http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb267/squantoh101/v-guerra-16.jpg) Paul. This. I'm CrimsonTide, and I APPROVED this message.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Morning Slim, howzit? If it ain't light there yet here's a ray of sunshine for ya... Notice the similarity? ![[Linked Image]](http://cdn.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/stonehenge.jpg) The light at the end of the tunnel?
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Tracker
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[quote=DigitalDan]Morning Slim, howzit? If it ain't light there yet here's a ray of sunshine for ya... The light at the end entrance to the tunnel? fixed it for ya...:)
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I named my penis "Crossbow". It can hit that hole at 380FPS. P.S. I shoot the large bolts. Just sayin'.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I named my penis "Crossbow". It can hit that hole at 380FPS. P.S. I shoot the large bolts. Just sayin'. [/quote]
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Well, your choice in partner is a little strange.......
but ass is ass, I guess.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't worry Gilligan... we won't tell no one...
besides, I am sure you are just telling everyone that Mohammed can blow you....it just happens to be located on a camel...
your secret is safe with the campfire...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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There's a secret in there somewhere?
I don't get it?
Everyone already knows you are gay.....
Is the secret... the animal love?
Do tell...
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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There's a secret in there somewhere?
I don't get it?
Everyone already knows you are gay.....
Is the secret... the animal love?
Do tell... Well Gilligan.... no, get it correct... EVERYONE knows YOU WISH I was gay so it would fit into your homo fantasies... and it frustrates you so, that I am not... Is there a secret? Ask your mom, she seems such a nice person... animal love, I sure hope you aren't branching out on your fantasies again... keep working on it tho... maybe it will come to you when you have your nap this afternoon... Schmuck could probably explain it to ya... but that would blow his one post a day quota...which I am sure he is frantically trying to put together as we speak... ya gotta be one of my favorite forum members Gilligan... NO ONE carries your entertainment value...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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There I was, and this is no Chitt. 10,000 feet, one engine out and the other on fire. Two 37mm flak holes in the fuselage and the copilot ate a 12.7mm during the attack. All I had was a silkworm and a needle.'
Boy were we busy!
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Outfitter
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There I was, and this is no Chitt. 10,000 feet, one engine out and the other on fire. Two 37mm flak holes in the fuselage and the copilot ate a 12.7mm during the attack. All I had was a silkworm and a needle.'
Boy were we busy!
BD 10/4 there BD I�d say it�s time to inject some morality into this thread. Somebody should do it and since you wankers tain�t done it, I guess I will�����.. So Little Johnny is now in Middle School, 8th grade IIRC. The teacher has asked the class if anyone can share an story or an experience with a moral to it. No one wants to volunteer except Little Johnny. Reluctantly the teacher calls on him. She sez, Johnny, you�ve a story with a moral to it that you want to share with the class. Johnny sez, Yes ma�am. It goes like this. I have an aunt Sandy. She was in the air force and stationed in Iraq. One day she was flying over an Iraqi military installation when she took some incoming fire and had to jettison from her aircraft and parachute to the ground. She ejects and is floating down. She has in her possession a flask of whiskey, a Swiss army knife and a Beretta pistol with 16 rounds. She figures the flask may get broken and the whiskey wasted when she hits the ground, so she knocks out the contents of the flask on the way down. Shortly after she lands, she is surrounded by 19 Iraqi soldiers. She immediately shoots 16, and she is out of bullets. She stabs two more and kills them with her Swiss Army knife, but the blade breaks on the second soldier. The final soldier she strangles to death with her bare hands. Little Johnny stops to take a breath and starts to finish his story but the teacher interrupts. She says, Johnny, that�s a horrible story. How could that story have a moral to it. Easy, said Johnny, the moral to that story is�� Don�t [bleep] with aunt Sandy when she�s drinkin�. Best GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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Campfire Ranger
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BD, that sounds like a serious oh [bleep] moment .
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Campfire Ranger
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Gee', thanks for the laugh.
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Campfire Kahuna
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BD, that sounds like a serious oh [bleep] moment . Well, it wasn't as bad as that day at the OK Corral. Poobah was there so I'll let him tell the story. 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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