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Wonder if the camo I'm wearing makes my butt look fat.
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Pass out 
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Ummmm.....did you just say that?
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Campfire Ranger
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Thanks the Goddess I live in American where women have it made compared to any other country in the world. Your goddess now has a dick. Enjoy!
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If I woke up a woman, I'd still be a fat ugly monster with a bad temper that can roll over Volkswagen beetles with one hand, and knock the front teeth out of nasty horses with a single punch. I guess the only difference would be that people would refer to me as a word that begins with a 'c" rather than a "p". Not much of a change really.
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Campfire Ranger
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I wouldn't hang out here anymore...
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Campfire Ranger
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Thanks the Goddess I live in American where women have it made compared to any other country in the world. Your goddess now has a dick. Enjoy! ROR! 
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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"It's a source of great pride, that when I google my name, I find book titles and not mug shots." Daniel C. Chamberlain
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I'd yawn since I wouldn't have balls to scratch
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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I'd order a huge dilddo.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I would definitely become a lesbian.
The foundation for old age is good memories.
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Try to get in touch with my male side!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I'd pee standing up and see if it's really that difficult to pee into the toilet bowl and not all over the toilet and floor. Then I'd put the toilet seat down.
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I never woulda guessed there were so many closet homos here.
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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I never woulda guessed there were so many closet homos here. I think that you might want to examine the post that you responded to a little more. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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Although I probably wouldn't need anything, I would most likely have the unexplainable desire to go on a shopping spree.
- Rogue
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Miss Lynn; I trust that this finds you feeling better and that your family is doing well this cold Saturday morning. The wood stove is glowing at our house, the coffee on and the Western Screech Owl is - well screeching - outside my window as I type. I guess he doesn't appreciate the cold much either.  It's interesting you should post this as I was just talking to my brother in Saskatchewan last night about something similar. He's the father of 4 boys and 2 girls and I live with my good wife and 2 daughters. I was relating to him that I've come to grips with the realization that one of my many shortcomings is that I don't empathize well with anyone else - even of my own gender. Further to that, it is abundantly clear to me that while the 3 ladies I live with are among the most logical thinking females I've yet to meet - I do not think or better said process information and make decisions in the same way they do. Therefore if I were to wake up tomorrow in the condition described in your original post, to be brutally honest I have no clue what I'd do - as I have no clue how you all think. Anyway, that's as honest and forthright as I can be on this frigid morning. All the best to you and yours Miss Lynn and happy American Thanksgiving to you all as well. Regards, Dwayne
The most important stuff in life isn't "stuff"
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'll agree with Dwayne on the thought process of the fairer sex.
I use my running joke about looking into my family tree.
You'd be surprised how many women I found. It must be close to half!
I like to add, when was the last time you saw a rancher with 100 bulls, and three cows?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ummmm.....did you just say that? I'm old. I guess it has a different meaning now. It once meant 'get laid'.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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