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[quote=MColeman]I was back in the insurance bidness and my secretary was not at work for some reason. I had to deal with unruly chirren, claims, estimates, people who wanted to pay their premiums but I could not pull their names up on the computer and so on. It's a wonder I didn't stroke out in my sleep. I pray I never have a dream like that again. I won't be worth digested hay for the rest of the day. You've never had the one where the trigger won't pull? I mean, you do everything you can physically but it just won't pull. Not that YOU can't pull the trigger...it just won't be pulled. No way to do it. That is my dream. That is m I've had several like that with a large animal charging me to boot. Everyone does. I have read what the reason was before but I can't remember it now. But everybody has that dream. Travis Yea, Travis. The one about losing your memory from drinking too much. Oh darn, that was on the news last week. Ha, I still remember it.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I had this one dream where the population of the US had finally tipped towards the moronic and they elected this dude nobody knew anything about. Turns out he wasn't even legal to be President and was actually one of our enemies because we were like, engaged in two wars. This [bleep] was even worse than the traitors we've had as President in the past and did all he could do to ruin the country. That's what I call a nightmare. We all got that one, well except for nwa and sac! Then its a wet dream.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Near everyone who has attended college has one where they are given their final exam schedule and realize they had not attended a class they were registered for for the entire semester.
Showing up in class naked is also rather common. Or showing up for the exam and it was over or they had changed the location to a different building and you didn't know where.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Malaria pills give me some vivid dreams. Not nightmares. Just takes awhile to believe it was a dream.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
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When I was young I had some bad ones where I would shoot a deer or bear and then it would end up being a human. Back in those days killing someone could get you dead. Man that was scarey.
When I was a little kid and overdosed on asthma meds I could sit in bed at night and watch the parade of animals go by in front of me. There was a pink elephant walking on his back legs with a big drum he pounded on with a smile on his face and a dancing bear, etc.
The worst was once when i was two or three and we lived way out in the country and dad was gone on a job in the oilfield and in the middle of the night mom came to check on me and I saw a ghost bending over and standing beside and behind her looking at me as she bent over me. I asked her who that was standing behind her. Oh crap. Don't ever say that.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Near everyone who has attended college has one where they are given their final exam schedule and realize they had not attended a class they were registered for for the entire semester.
Showing up in class naked is also rather common. I've had variations of both dreams.
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