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I see the window lickers are out in force now. If wrongway shows up I'll know somebody hit the silent dog whistle....................

'tiam,

Mebbe one of these days...it'll happen?!?

Laffin'!

Keep tootin' that horn,because it is FUNNY schit!

Thanks!










Dumbhorn,

Hot offa the press...minutes ago.

6.5' squared,he'd dry 19.25".



You'll just haveta' pardon my not feeling compelled to apologize,for knowing things that you do not,or ever will...but you've a solid crutch,in that you are an AMAZINGLY Stupid Kchunt. I'm a little bit more than a whole [bleep] of alotta great at alotta things and do enjoy your being perpetually mired in your Stupidity. Congratulations?

Laffin'!

When you see your first BIG Bear,do tell me about it,as I'm on pins & needles in eager anticipation.

[bleep] WOW +P+!










DogKchunter,

My bad,I got sidetracked Castin' & Blastin'...while you was Whining.

I appreciate your keen "insight" on all the things you almost did,that has just gotta be very "fulfilling" for you?!? Laffin'!

You Clueless [bleep] are just chock full of "info".

Laffin'!














GreatWapoozy,

Your list of WELL founded insecurities is rather impressive. Congratulations?!?

Mebbe lob a pic,with your version of a Bear in it...if only to surpass the HILARITY of your whining Kchunt?!? Laffin'!

Always fascinating to be regaled with all the things you almost did,all the wares you almost did it with and from all places you've almost been. Looking forward to your next Whine and some more Excuses...you "hard charger" you.

I'm thinkin' (3) Midol and (2) quarts of Vagisil,in your usual locations,so you can "live" vicariously a bit more. Ain't it "fortunate" for you,that Imagination and Pretend are free?!?

Laffin'!










laker,

THAT was close...you [bleep] nearly said sumptin' about a Bear.

Laffin'!











Dooshmike,

As great as I am...I can only be one place at one time...if only to the Window Lickers chagrin.

Laffin'!

I ain't much fun to try and keep pace with.

Just sayin'.

I'm on the ropes.

Laffin'!

Santiam,
That bear in the 2nd picture - that looks like the one you & Chad got?? You should post a better pic of that one, it sure was a heck of a bear.
Great pics by the way.

Thats him..

A truly great bear...I like that pic because it shows up his white spot and his size better than the other one..

You know me though...I have thousands of pics and could clutter this forum for a long time...LOL



I haven't been able to get Chad interested in bears lately..Chasing turkeys and chukers...LOL

Santium, great photos!

here's my last bear, MT.


also my son's first from last spring, also MT.

Those are nice bears Greenhorn.

Greenhorn what did your son shoot the bear with?

That's the one!! He also needs to get out after deer, elk & antelope more - it would be good for him.
Thanks for posting all great bears!

Sir,

I kill a ton of hogs each year,




and have also been known to take quite a few pix.



but don't have the pleasure of seeing bears........


when you decide to clutter up a thread/forum with pix, Please drop me a PM. I for one would be happy to enjoy clutter such as you posted.

Best,

GWB

Awesome pictures Greenhorn. Great to see a happy kid in the field.


First pic is funny as hell. Bear looks like you just woke him up from a siesta for the pic!

Some whopper bears there! I'm headed up to central Alberta the last week of May for a spot and stalk hunt. I'm hoping to take one with my bow but if a giant shows up at longer distance the 280 Ackley will get the nod.

Nice bears!

Earlier today.

You know, just the average afternoon.






Booner.

Where in Alberta you coming to? I'm going out to a new spot tomorrow, buddy claims lots of good bears taken there by him and family in years past. I moved last year and am now in an area with bears, but have had to find all new spots which has proven more difficult than expected. Got some good land lined up though, so hoping there's a good one there. Took 2 days off work, and wouldn't you know it is been raining/snowing ever since. Hoping for a break tomorrow, but if not will go ahead anyway.

Good grind today,seen purty...but never saw BIG. Nothing would dry over 20",so tomorrow is another day. Grab a bite,clean up,rinse and repeat. Indeed an average afternoon.

Sammo,I feel your pain.

Being great ain't easy,but it's worth the effort. Hint.



Laffin'!

Wind should be more cooperative tomorrow.

Film at 11:00.

Our local scratchin post



Did some hard charging a couple seasons ago with a deer fawn bleat and brought this boy in. Had a grand hunt but a hard pack out. Santiam, those goats sound pretty good!!



Couldn't let this little guy go by, just for the rug-

'ball',

I see you are VERY serious about this stuff and drive some exceptional Riggin',as mandated by the "rigors" of youir "pursuits". Laffin'!

That paw is HUGE. Laffin'!

I think it woulda added alotta Panache Points to the pale toilet seat cover,if you woulda sprung an extry $3.49 at the Taxidermist's and had it mounted with a Latex Nipple in it's mouth. Laffin'!

NO wonder,you's more than a touch uncomfy with pics! Holy [bleep] Schit,that was some FUNNY stuff! Congratulations?!?

Ever heard of that new thing,they call a "backpack"? Google it.

[bleep] WOW +P+!

Laffin'!

I feel a leetle bit bad here,because I go to laughing so [bleep] hard,I tapped "submit" and forgot to fuel Imaginations,so as to bolster more Pretend.

Don't get to see all that many color phased Bears,especially that [bleep] small...you "lucky" bastard. Laffin'!



Though I do often catch 'em in The Pond,chasing after Bluegill.



"Scratching Posts" is easily Trumped by Denning Trees,so here's a little one. Prolly should upload some video,but it'd be maligned as being "unfair". Laffin'!



You gals really "know" your stuff and I appreciate you being oblivious enough,to 'share" same.

Laffin'!










(Addendum: for yet another Window Licker)

DogKchunter,

I'll feign my "surprise" that the length of your incredibly [bleep] pathetic Posts,is getting farrrrrrrrr shorter. I "wonder" why that is?!? PLEASE don't tell me you are running out of the things you almost did,to "share"!?! Laffin'!

Personally,I rather enjoyed your expose on Oblivious [bleep] Stupidity and your Secret Spring Salmon Trump Card,conjoined with your ability to size BIG Bears up. Laffin'!

Now don't let the cat get your tongue,nor the couch your kchunt,because you are REALLY doing "great" and it'd be a damned shame not to share your uncanny "insight".

LOVE the avatar too...you "hard charger" you.

Bless your heart.

Laffin'!

Boxer...I love you
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