This fellow is sitting in a fancy caf� in Madrid, studying the menu.
Just then a waiter walks past with a plate containing two large balls of meat, and trimmings.
When the waiter arrives to take his order, he says, "I'll have what that man has."
Waiter, "Si, Senior, those are bull testicles from the bull fight
They are a delicacy.
We only get them on the day of a bull fight."
Our man asks when the next bull fight is, and returns to the caf� that day.
When the waiter comes to his table he asks for the delicacy from the bull fight.
Then after some time the waiter arrives at his table with two tiny balls on the plate.
Our man, "Why are they so small? The other day they were big?"
Waiter, Si, Senior, today the bull win"
