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Got home from a gruelin' ER day today, and saw that the You-Nighted States POSTal disService had left me a package on my front stoop. So I got outta my truck and found a Priority Mail package from south Texas.
I can't get my phone pic to post... so I'll just tell ya... four quarts of primo south Texas 'shine!! Amazing stuff!!
All's I can say to my benefactor is... what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!!
Crazy nilgai-huntin' brother, we are gonna have us a HOG hunt now!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Got a feeling I know who sent that!
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Either that or they are trying to seduce you. Sleep on your back when they come to visit. 
NRA LIFE MEMBER
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Doc, not all survive packages from south Texas. 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!!
Yeah but not four out of four so all is good.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing
A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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Is this even legal to do?
Hey!! Your going the wrongway.
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Yes, aren't we free? We defeated the Kings men, you see.
Oh, I forgot about the slugs who vote for tyranny.
Last edited by eyeball; 04/17/14.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing Just got off the phone with our benefactor... he wanted to make sure it got here in time for y'all's arrival... and TRUST me, I couldn't make a dent in these 4 quarts before y'all's get here. This stuff is POtent!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Is this even legal to do? Depends on your definition of "legal". I don't concern myself with such things. I wear flowered shirts, drink chilled Chardonnay, and listen to KennyG records. GFY
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Dang, Doc, I need to get on the same mailing list you're on.
Enjoy!
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Scottie, I doubt you'd want to pay the entry fee to this here association... and I gotta tell ya, dollars aren't involved... 
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing It's 4 qts for cripes sake!! I bet there is more where that came from anyway.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Got home from a gruelin' ER day today, and saw that the You-Nighted States POSTal disService had left me a package on my front stoop. So I got outta my truck and found a Priority Mail package from south Texas.
I can't get my phone pic to post... so I'll just tell ya... four quarts of primo south Texas 'shine!! Amazing stuff!!
All's I can say to my benefactor is... what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!!
Crazy nilgai-huntin' brother, we are gonna have us a HOG hunt now!!
Stop getting all excited already. That's mayonnaise, dude.
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If you get one of those large diameter mailing tubes and cut it into approriate length you can mail interesting liquids safely.
I packed the bottles in the tubes, with peanuts or popcorn, or foam. Taped the ends and put them into a box of correct depth and filled the space with plastic peanuts.
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jim
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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oh my, I felt like a criminal when I shipped some hot sauce to KameradLes! 4 jars of illegal likker? Amazing chutzpah
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Is this even legal to do? ![[Linked Image]](http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thats-real-retarded-sir-meme.jpg)
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Read and weep bitches. drunks
Hey!! Your going the wrongway.
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Posting that information proves that education does not override goo sense.
Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
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Is this even legal to do? Depends on your definition of "legal". I don't concern myself with such things. I wear flowered shirts, drink chilled Chardonnay, and listen to KennyG records. GFY I knew we had a lot in common. I'm partial to fish print shirts, wine spritzers, and Barry Manilow. Woo hoo !!!
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