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Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! #8788402 04/17/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Got home from a gruelin' ER day today, and saw that the You-Nighted States POSTal disService had left me a package on my front stoop. So I got outta my truck and found a Priority Mail package from south Texas. I can't get my phone pic to post... so I'll just tell ya... four quarts of primo south Texas 'shine!! Amazing stuff!! All's I can say to my benefactor is... what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!! Crazy nilgai-huntin' brother, we are gonna have us a HOG hunt now!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788417 04/17/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Got a feeling I know who sent that! Me

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788418 04/17/14 Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,731 Palmer, Alaska C Cariboujack Campfire Ranger Cariboujack Campfire Ranger C Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,731 Palmer, Alaska Either that or they are trying to seduce you. Sleep on your back when they come to visit. NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Cariboujack #8788422 04/17/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Doc, not all survive packages from south Texas. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788426 04/17/14 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by DocRocket what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!! Yeah but not four out of four so all is good. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8788431 04/17/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana rattler Campfire Ranger rattler Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788459 04/17/14 Joined: Apr 2014 Posts: 292 thats deflate above ^ wrongway Campfire Member wrongway Campfire Member Joined: Apr 2014 Posts: 292 thats deflate above ^ Is this even legal to do? Hey!! Your going the wrongway.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! wrongway #8788508 04/17/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Yes, aren't we free? We defeated the Kings men, you see. Oh, I forgot about the slugs who vote for tyranny. Last edited by eyeball; 04/17/14. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rattler #8788509 04/17/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by rattler dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing Just got off the phone with our benefactor... he wanted to make sure it got here in time for y'all's arrival... and TRUST me, I couldn't make a dent in these 4 quarts before y'all's get here. This stuff is POtent!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! wrongway #8788513 04/17/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by wrongway Is this even legal to do? Depends on your definition of "legal". I don't concern myself with such things. I wear flowered shirts, drink chilled Chardonnay, and listen to KennyG records. GFY "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788579 04/17/14 Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,503 Tip of the Mitten bruinruin Campfire Ranger bruinruin Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,503 Tip of the Mitten Dang, Doc, I need to get on the same mailing list you're on. Enjoy! 4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! bruinruin #8788635 04/17/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Scottie, I doubt you'd want to pay the entry fee to this here association... and I gotta tell ya, dollars aren't involved... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rattler #8788833 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,133 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,133 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by rattler dammit save some of it Keith and i will be there in a lil over a week......gotta work on the benefactors timing It's 4 qts for cripes sake!! I bet there is more where that came from anyway. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788836 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA K kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA Originally Posted by DocRocket Got home from a gruelin' ER day today, and saw that the You-Nighted States POSTal disService had left me a package on my front stoop. So I got outta my truck and found a Priority Mail package from south Texas. I can't get my phone pic to post... so I'll just tell ya... four quarts of primo south Texas 'shine!! Amazing stuff!! All's I can say to my benefactor is... what part of "flammable, perishable, liquid, or fragile" did you not understand when you shipped this, you crazy mofo?!?!? Near as I can tell, this package qualifies on 3 out of 4!!! Crazy nilgai-huntin' brother, we are gonna have us a HOG hunt now!! Stop getting all excited already. That's mayonnaise, dude.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788975 04/18/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia arkypete Campfire Tracker arkypete Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia If you get one of those large diameter mailing tubes and cut it into approriate length you can mail interesting liquids safely. I packed the bottles in the tubes, with peanuts or popcorn, or foam. Taped the ends and put them into a box of correct depth and filled the space with plastic peanuts. . jim "Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8788995 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,662 N. Central Florida, and Miami Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,662 N. Central Florida, and Miami oh my, I felt like a criminal when I shipped some hot sauce to KameradLes! 4 jars of illegal likker? Amazing chutzpah Sam......

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! wrongway #8789032 04/18/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Originally Posted by wrongway Is this even legal to do? Me

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Teal #8789308 04/18/14 Joined: Apr 2014 Posts: 292 thats deflate above ^ wrongway Campfire Member wrongway Campfire Member Joined: Apr 2014 Posts: 292 thats deflate above ^ Read and weep bitches. drunks Hey!! Your going the wrongway.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! wrongway #8789330 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,486 TN L LouisB Campfire Tracker LouisB Campfire Tracker L Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,486 TN Posting that information proves that education does not override goo sense. Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement. ~ MOLON LABE ~

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8789339 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,289 I'm in Kalifornia fish head Campfire Ranger fish head Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,289 I'm in Kalifornia Originally Posted by DocRocket Originally Posted by wrongway Is this even legal to do? Depends on your definition of "legal". I don't concern myself with such things. I wear flowered shirts, drink chilled Chardonnay, and listen to KennyG records. GFY I knew we had a lot in common. I'm partial to fish print shirts, wine spritzers, and Barry Manilow. Woo hoo !!!

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! wrongway #8789349 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi Guess ill just send preserves via UPS, next time if I have to. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! fish head #8789357 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,364 Atlanta hatari Campfire Ranger hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,364 Atlanta I see some good dudes going down the wrong path. Kenny G? Manilow???? Pleez! Get your man cards back before you try that 'shine: "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! hatari #8789426 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,289 I'm in Kalifornia fish head Campfire Ranger fish head Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 17,289 I'm in Kalifornia A metro sexual man card? Does that count? This guy rocks ...

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! hatari #8790466 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by hatari I see some good dudes going down the wrong path. Kenny G? Manilow???? Pleez! Get your man cards back before you try that 'shine: <whew> Thanks, Hatari, that was close... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790502 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790508 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming He called me last night after he sampled it ...he was all giddy and I could hear Kenny G in the background .. Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790515 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 That was just the test run. If it's consumed properly, an exchange will go something like this: Poster A: Well,..if Bundy had just paid his grazing fees, everything would be fine. Poster B: The grazing fees weren't the *real* issue. DocRocket: DAAAAYYYYY-VEY FUGGIN' CROCKETT!!

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790527 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming So you have heard him sing in huntin' camp after a few drinks Bristoe you oughta hear that man on his guitar sangin the blues after he's had a couple....funnier than chit! Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790537 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky C CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger C Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky Originally Posted by Bristoe It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet. I hereby second the Mayor of Lexington. "The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790538 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 You think that stuff will have him getting one of them little bitty shaggy chitt eating dogs? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790579 04/18/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Originally Posted by Bristoe It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet. And then the night ends up like this Me

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Teal #8790604 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming more like this..Doc has one beer and it is almost 90 out..then ya thought I had him on a death march for goats... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Teal #8790658 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Originally Posted by teal Originally Posted by Bristoe It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet. And then the night ends up like this Those *had* to have originated in Berea. Most people won't understand,..but CrimsonTide will.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790679 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! stxhunter #8790697 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming got him within 20 yds of this one...:D he about took its head off with that whizzum....we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790712 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi lol i heard that story. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! stxhunter #8790741 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by stxhunter Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal. Had to shoot that bitch seven times before she'd die!! And four of them was in the heart-lung complex, including the first two... Next time I'm bringin' my 338... Nilgai ain't "antelope"... they'd elk on phuggin steroids... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790755 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by Bristoe That was just the test run. If it's consumed properly, an exchange will go something like this: Poster A: Well,..if Bundy had just paid his grazing fees, everything would be fine. Poster B: The grazing fees weren't the *real* issue. DocRocket: DAAAAYYYYY-VEY FUGGIN' CROCKETT!! Hey, Bristoe!! I'm well on the way! I've had about 4 small glasses of the apple pie so far... and I've discovered that my new Fender amplifier is waaaaaay too phuggin quiet... so I plugged in my TS9 pedal and a turbo boost box and I'm about to get thermonuclear on the messican polka music comin' outta the neighbor's back yard with some Steve Ray tribute tunes and aaaaaaallllll the windows open. WOO-HOO!!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790771 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 I can just hear your neighbors now,.. "Oh hell,...that Doctor's drunk again".

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790803 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas DAAAAAAVVEEYYYYY, DAAAAVEEEEY CROOOOOOCKETT!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790807 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 lolol,....

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790809 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 I'd like to join you,...but I'm too tired to get up and drive to the liquor store.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790810 04/18/14 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 10,871 C CrowRifle Campfire Outfitter CrowRifle Campfire Outfitter C Joined: May 2004 Posts: 10,871 God Bless Texas.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790816 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky C CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger C Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by teal Originally Posted by Bristoe It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet. And then the night ends up like this Those *had* to have originated in Berea. Most people won't understand,..but CrimsonTide will. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! CrimsonTide #8790822 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky C CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger C Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky Dammit B, that was funny. "The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790825 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi a little pantera http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryanskynyrd003.mp4.html God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! CrimsonTide #8790830 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Originally Posted by CrimsonTide Dammit B, that was funny. I figured you'd get a kick outta that.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790841 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by Bristoe I can just hear your neighbors now,.. "Oh hell,...that Doctor's drunk again". I told ya! Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790849 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi damn i hadn't watched these in yrs, http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryantaryndrumguitar002.mp4.html http://s175.photobucket.com/user/rogerhunter43/media/ryanguitar005.mp4.html God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! stxhunter #8790852 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi Davy's why i cut the Tennessee boys slack. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790861 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Originally Posted by DocRocket Originally Posted by stxhunter Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal. Had to shoot that bitch seven times before she'd die!! And four of them was in the heart-lung complex, including the first two... Next time I'm bringin' my 338... Nilgai ain't "antelope"... they'd elk on phuggin steroids... Ha, I can see, a perfect freaking heart shot. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8790874 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi there was also a bullet that went in that right ear, the other side of the head isn't so pretty. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8790876 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Ah, phuggit... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790883 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming I'm gonna have to post the butt out tool pic.... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790896 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas GFY "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790897 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming 1st time Doc came up for a goat hunt he pulls out a pair of them shoulder length plastic gloves....I said "What you gonna do ..preg check that buck?" Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790903 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky C CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger CrimsonTide Campfire Ranger C Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 21,689 Kentucky Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by CrimsonTide Dammit B, that was funny. I figured you'd get a kick outta that. Someday we have to sit down for a drink or three. "The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790908 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming too late for a butt out butt he tried... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! CrimsonTide #8790910 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by CrimsonTide Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by CrimsonTide Dammit B, that was funny. I figured you'd get a kick outta that. Someday we have to sit down for a drink or three. Heck we all do! Youse guys would be a hoot in camp Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8790914 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eyeball Originally Posted by DocRocket Originally Posted by stxhunter Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal. Had to shoot that bitch seven times before she'd die!! And four of them was in the heart-lung complex, including the first two... Next time I'm bringin' my 338... Nilgai ain't "antelope"... they'd elk on phuggin steroids... Ha, I can see, a perfect freaking heart shot. As you can see from the elongated entry hole, the bullet was angling forwards. It blew the heart up and I recovered the spent bullet under the skin of the offside shoulder after it shattered the humerus just at the joint with the scapula. GFY. With all due respect. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790921 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eh76 too late for a butt out butt he tried... I got it up his urethra, which I gotta say takes some talent! At least there weren't no sperm & piss all over the carcass... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790929 04/18/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Originally Posted by DocRocket Originally Posted by eh76 too late for a butt out butt he tried... I got it up his urethra, which I gotta say takes some talent! At least there weren't no sperm & piss all over the carcass... So Deflave wasn't there.... Me

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790932 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming that was a doe............................ Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790936 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming and how come I get a gfy and eyeball gets one with all due respect? I tell ya I don't get no respect...................... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790944 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas GFY... with all phuggin due respect... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790949 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eh76 that was a doe............................ Bullsch!tt... that was the spike buck I killed at 540 with Pat's rifle. Again, GFY, with all due respect... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790953 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA K kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA Originally Posted by eh76 ...we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it Rough start to the morning, you say?

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790954 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas AAAAANNNnnnnyyyyways, let's get th'phugg back on topic... I've had 2 inches out of the quart jar of applie pie an' one inch outta the clear, an' I can tell ya I never felt better... don't feel a phuggin' thing... DAAAAVVEEEY, DAAAAVEEEEY CROCCKETT!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790961 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming you fulla chit GI dat one was in the pivot pasture.... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! kamo_gari #8790968 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Yeah, Leighton, it was. We killed a bottle of George Dickel between us the night before. "Sair heids th' morn! Aw-haw-hey, we're the wee boys!" sez I, springin' oot m'kip none worse for wear, but Eeyore, er, I mean, Keith... he was a bit thick-headed that mornin'... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! kamo_gari #8790972 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by kamo_gari Originally Posted by eh76 ...we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it Rough start to the morning, you say? It was Doc's fault....he can tell you about the hunt in the Ford F25000 the bumps made his head throb...I was fine as can be Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790975 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eh76 you fulla chit GI dat one was in the pivot pasture.... Well, how da phugg I'm sposed to know? We kilt manymany goats that hunt! The pictures get me confused. Hey, Bristoe!! DAAAVVEEEEEEY, DAAAAAVVEEEEEEY CROCKET!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790978 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 This thread is just TFG (2 freakin good) The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790980 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by DocRocket Yeah, Leighton, it was. We killed a bottle of George Dickel between us the night before. "Sair heids th' morn! Aw-haw-hey, we're the wee boys!" sez I, springin' oot m'kip none worse for wear, but Eeyore, er, I mean, Keith... he was a bit thick-headed that mornin'... Ahem...shall we talk about a certain 270 wizzum a certain person could not chamber a round in???? Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790981 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eh76 Originally Posted by kamo_gari Originally Posted by eh76 ...we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it Rough start to the morning, you say? It was Doc's fault....he can tell you about the hunt in the Ford F25000 the bumps made his head throb...I was fine as can be Well, I must admit neither of us was eager to fry bacon for breakfast that morning when we set out... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8790989 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eh76 Originally Posted by DocRocket Yeah, Leighton, it was. We killed a bottle of George Dickel between us the night before. "Sair heids th' morn! Aw-haw-hey, we're the wee boys!" sez I, springin' oot m'kip none worse for wear, but Eeyore, er, I mean, Keith... he was a bit thick-headed that mornin'... Ahem...shall we talk about a certain 270 wizzum a certain person could not chamber a round in???? I ain't hidin' NOTHIN'!! Just do a search and post a link to the original thread in which I fessed up to AAALLLLLL my idiocies and transgressions, and let's be done with it. DAAAVEEEEEEY, DAAAVVEEEEY CROCKETT!! Damn, this liquor is good! Keith, you boys might be SOL when you get down here next weekend... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790991 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming That's ok I have some good stuff and I know where Roger is. Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8790993 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 I knowed I shoulda gone to the liquor store today. I hate to be left out on occasions like this.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8790997 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Jus' get a cab, Bris. Seriously. Did I just call you Bris? Phug. My fingers don't work so good alf of a suden.. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791008 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Oh,...I could go without a cab,...but I'm on Eastern time here. It's a bit late in the evening to get started now. I know *me*,...and I wouldn't wrap up until 4AM,...and the wife has no sense of humor about me doing my "sing along with Merle" routine during the wee hours of the morning. She'll tolerate it in the early evening,...but just barely.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791012 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana rattler Campfire Ranger rattler Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana chit its gonna be an interesting week........ A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791016 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Besides,...in between posts I'm loading ammo with components not recommended for the cartridge. I'm livin' dangerous enough without adding liquor to the mix.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791026 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Darn, I'm sorry to hear the wife is that pissed. Does she shoot? Last edited by eyeball; 04/18/14. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791028 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Go get 'em, B. I've got Stevie Ray cranked up on the stereo, and the doors to my reloading room are closed and the Strat is shut down for the duration. Acoustic 6-string is where I'm going after I finish spilling this bowl of red beans & rice with Italian sausage all over my shirt... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791031 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi Massachusetts is a short bike ride from Kentucky. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rattler #8791032 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by rattler chit its gonna be an interesting week........ Damn straight, Sunshine... I'm gonna get all Hunter S. Thompson on yo' ass... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! stxhunter #8791042 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Originally Posted by stxhunter Massachusetts is a short bike ride from Kentucky. You know it's time for detox when you get on a bike at 9:45PM in Kentucky and head to Massachusetts because there's a rumor of moonshine up that way.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791043 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana rattler Campfire Ranger rattler Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana lol A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791050 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by stxhunter Massachusetts is a short bike ride from Kentucky. You know it's time for detox when you get on a bike at 9:45PM in Kentucky and head to Massachusetts because there's a rumor of moonshine up that way. Man you make me laugh! Thanks! Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791060 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Originally Posted by eyeball Darn, I'm sorry to hear the wife is that pissed. Does she shoot? Yeah,...I taught her how back before I had witnessed her with her Russian up. ,...might not have been a good idea,....I dunno.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791063 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass... You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change. C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791071 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Damn. I mean gawd-DAM, but this 'shine makes a FINE Bloody Mary!! Who'd a thunk it? Seems the red beans & rice & Bloody Mary's got my fingers workin' again. Musta had low blood sugar or somethin'... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791074 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi LOL I'm GOING TO SHOW ALL OF YOU HOW TO CATCH GIIIIAANT FISH.... God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791080 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791085 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas GIANT FISH. This is a concept I can get behind. Big phuggin stripe bass. Big phuggin giant fish. Yepl . "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791095 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi I'll catch a fiddy pound stripper for starters. and don't tell me its a lobsta pot. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791099 04/18/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 Originally Posted by DocRocket You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass... You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change. C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us. lol,...you cain't be no worse than my Russian brother in law. ,..big, scary dude. Kinda brings to mind that guy in the James Bond movies with the gold teeth,....except he doesn't have as pleasant of a disposition.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791111 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by DocRocket eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday. I knew I was gonna have to do this..... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791118 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Originally Posted by DocRocket eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday. Calm down OK, and save some until Saturday. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791135 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Originally Posted by eh76 Originally Posted by DocRocket eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday. I knew I was gonna have to do this..... His camo was almost that good on our coyote hunt. I asked him WTF and he said he had to sneak out of the house without the dog and forgot everything but his gun and 8 bullets, eh. Go ahead. Don't believe me then ask him. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791139 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas I woulda killed that doe if I'd had my glasses... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791148 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by eyeball Originally Posted by eh76 Originally Posted by DocRocket eh76, rattler, etc, I hope you boys appreciate what a phuggin HIT I'm takin' for the team here, checkin' out this 'shine as thorougly gly as I'm checkin' it out... I expect some recompense when y'all get here next Saturday. I knew I was gonna have to do this..... His camo was almost that good on our coyote hunt. I asked him WTF and he said he had to sneak out of the house without the dog and forgot everything but his gun and 8 bullets, eh. Go ahead. Don't believe me then ask him. OK. I admit it, I'm really phyuggin disorganized. I ahve ADD, probably. But... ah, phuggit.... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791150 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming don't tell him that dangit..tomorrow is Saturday! Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791154 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Did I mention that this is REALLLLY good 'shine? "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8791162 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by DocRocket You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass... You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change. C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us. lol,...you cain't be no worse than my Russian brother in law. ,..big, scary dude. Kinda brings to mind that guy in the James Bond movies with the gold teeth,....except he doesn't have as pleasant of a disposition. Okaayy.. so threats ain't gon work.. phugg.. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791165 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Oh chitt. Doc, I meant NEXT Saturday. Your right Eh, he coulda got alcohol toxicity. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791175 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas I aint toxic. Yet. Phugg, this is GOOOOOD shine!! "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791178 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by DocRocket Originally Posted by Bristoe Originally Posted by DocRocket You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass... You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change. C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us. lol,...you cain't be no worse than my Russian brother in law. ,..big, scary dude. Kinda brings to mind that guy in the James Bond movies with the gold teeth,....except he doesn't have as pleasant of a disposition. Okaayy.. so threats ain't gon work.. phugg.. Yep he ain't eggsperienced you before coffee.... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791184 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Keith, somewhow I don't think B is as susceptible to intimidation as Bob is... I'mm just sayyin.. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791190 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx I'm feeling left out Doc. What can I do to get on Rog...ERRRR... The South Texas Santa's good graces? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791195 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas OK. You boys play amongst youreselves. I'm signing off and gonna play my guitars. Gnit "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791201 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi chit Bart your always on the goody list, but Santa needs an address. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! stxhunter #8791203 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx I thought I was meeting him for lunch. ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791206 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by BrotherBart I'm feeling left out Doc. What can I do to get on Rog...ERRRR... The South Texas Santa's good graces? Dunno.. maybe start with doin' a death mardch with 800 pounds of dead animal across a mile of tidal mudflats? Just show up next Saturday, dude. Yer gonna be well received. I gotta go. My fingers ain't working again. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791217 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791218 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx Originally Posted by DocRocket Just show up next Saturday, dude. Yer gonna be well received. Is next Saturday what I think it is? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791231 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Yessir it is next Saturday...when me and rattler grace Texas Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791247 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx Originally Posted by eh76 Yessir it is next Saturday...when me and rattler grace Texas When you gett'n to Doc's ? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791258 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Late Saturday or very early Sunday...depending on the weather. We have a storm blowing in late next week. Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791266 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx How long are y'all staying? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791273 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming The week...leaving the next Friday or Saturday depending on weather. Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791286 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Ha, ha. TFF. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791417 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas I'm back. Messican neighbors threw a towel over the fense, cryin' "No mas! No mas", which as I understand it is messican for "Encore", so I cranked up the tubes and gave 'em the best rendition I could do of "Pride & Joy"... So far, no more cries for further encores... and I'm werin' aviators and everything... "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791423 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Oh they are so blessed., The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791430 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Originally Posted by eh76 The week...leaving the next Friday or Saturday depending on weather. Darn, right in the middle of my whole week off and in the crappie spawn to boot. We need to party Saturday. Last edited by eyeball; 04/18/14. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791436 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx I'm planning on a sober week. Any objections? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791448 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket OP Campfire Ranger OP DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas GFY. Yer gettin' gassed same's the rest of us.. Jayzusd... my fingers don't work.. Roger done turned me into a zombie.. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8791452 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana rattler Campfire Ranger rattler Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana lol i dont drink much anymore......even with the chit load of stress ive had the last few weeks havent had more than a beer..... A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791453 04/18/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by BrotherBart I'm planning on a sober week. Any objections? Liar.......... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791471 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana stxhunter Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 47,091 south texas-Corpus Christi went outside to give Petey the last bite of my whataburger and he damn near took my hand, can't say as I blame him it was a whataburger. God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rattler #8791474 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Originally Posted by rattler lol i dont drink much anymore......even with the chit load of stress ive had the last few weeks havent had more than a beer..... Sorry to hear. Oh well, more of Rogers stuff for us. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eyeball #8791479 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana rattler Campfire Ranger rattler Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 28,605 NE Montana didnt say i wouldnt sample unfortunately with the pain meds doesnt take much booze to knock me on my arse so just quit drinking much A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rattler #8791602 04/18/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 E eyeball Campfire 'Bwana eyeball Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 33,856 Y'all have a safe trip on the road. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! eh76 #8791606 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx Originally Posted by eh76 Originally Posted by BrotherBart I'm planning on a sober week. Any objections? Liar.......... Wanna bet? How much cash you plan on bringing? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791651 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,031 show me mo R rockchucker Campfire Outfitter rockchucker Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,031 show me mo oh schit. Keith returning to texas near bart and doc??? oh schit is finning to get real FJB

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rockchucker #8791665 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx Originally Posted by rockchucker oh schit. Keith returning to texas near bart and doc??? oh schit is finning to get real Take a couple of days and get your narrow ass out there Bobby. You been hiding out long enough. ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8791668 04/18/14 Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,031 show me mo R rockchucker Campfire Outfitter rockchucker Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,031 show me mo dude just bought another house, key word ANOTHER my old one aint sold yet miss you bro FJB

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! rockchucker #8791673 04/18/14 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,106 Registerd 2003 Tx I gonna let you in on a little secret that most of us already know. Get your wife out of your check book. You're upgrading your life while simultaneously draining your fun money account. Life sucks without fun money. ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! BrotherBart #8792208 04/19/14 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Teal Campfire 'Bwana Teal Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 38,833 Flyover Country Doc got pulled over last night. I snagged the vid off the county's web site. [video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QhFAkaYuGGY[/video] Me

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Teal #8792398 04/19/14 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,059 B bcolorado Campfire Tracker bcolorado Campfire Tracker B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,059 Docs got the moves lol

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! DocRocket #8794119 04/19/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA K kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA Originally Posted by DocRocket You don't come up, Bristoe, I'm gonna throw a couple quarts of 'shine in the saddlebags and a leg over my bike and I will come VISITATE yer ass... You think you can survive a weekend with a Ukrainian houseguest and a Russian wife under the same roof? We'll mos' likely get drunk, kill yer ass, roll you into perogies and sell yer remains on the street for chump change. C'mon, man. Capitulate. Just get the phugg up to Boston with us. Bristoe, you'd be a welcome addition to the absolute silliness to come. Lemme' know quick like, though. Making concrete plans.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! kamo_gari #8794135 04/19/14 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 B Bristoe Campfire Oracle Bristoe Campfire Oracle B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 79,321 I seriously appreciate the invite, but time constraints keep me from making any plans in the near future. For some reason that's getting increasingly hard to rationalize, I still feel the need to work regularly.

Re: Somebody from South TX is tryin' to kill me! Bristoe #8794177 04/19/14 Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA K kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter kamo_gari Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 14,706 North Shore, MA PM sent.