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That looks like a blackhead outbreak....
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DEET, then work no shirt in shorts for a while.
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Yeah, DEET ought to give that Grecian Orange look....
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I would believe the spray tan over you going to the tropics. 
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Good point....grin
Thanks for all the kind words. The spray tan might not be the most realistic job but you gotta admit, it dos look good!
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me and my boys saw a woman at home depot the other week who was literally orange. head to foot. older gal with bleached out hair, lots of that frosty white eye makeup and short shorts and tank top. most bizarre. i couldn't stop looking. i'm talking orange. like the friggen fruit orange.
i like yours better
My diploma is a DD214
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did you snag her number?
I bet she was hot!
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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This has my vote for the post of the week.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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He must have used this for spray tan: ![[Linked Image]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Kitchen_Bouquet.JPG)
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Yeah, DEET ought to give that Grecian Orange look.... DEET for the skeeters, never thought about it helping tan. Does that work? 
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Alright you wankers, be gentle.... I think they could have gone a couple shades lighter. That and it doesn't appear to be very even? (pic does not do it justice) ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/Summer2014006-1.jpg) Bwahahahahahaha! Sorry dude, but you knew you had it coming to you. That's about how I look after a busy day in the fab shop. Maybe some laquer thinner can be used to spread it around, just keep it away from your eyes, and your pecker.  And, judging by the expression on your face you're not feeling to happy, the laquer thinner can help with that, too. A couple of huffs should do the trick. And a black t-shirt will hide the overspray better, too. What happened, the Graco blow up, or heavy winds?
Last edited by blynyrd; 07/24/14.
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Dude, I knew I was gonna get blasted but didn't think it would be that bad. Wind was wrong and extra 'soot' had built up on the exhaust pipe. Diesel engine that isn't running exactly right and smokes a little.
Oily, diesel soot.
That chit is a pain in the ass to remove from one's hair and skin!
I used the dog towel after taking an extra long shower. It had some black streaks from places I'd missed. Wife was not impressed but thought it was funny.
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Probably wear off in time. Maybe.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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did u pay your cracker tax ?
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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A couple of thoughts, Sam could paint his lips white, take up a ukulele, and do "Mammy" for us.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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He must have used this for spray tan: laffin my ass off...that's a good one!
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Dude, I knew I was gonna get blasted but didn't think it would be that bad. Wind was wrong and extra 'soot' had built up on the exhaust pipe. Diesel engine that isn't running exactly right and smokes a little.
Oily, diesel soot.
That chit is a pain in the ass to remove from one's hair and skin!
I used the dog towel after taking an extra long shower. It had some black streaks from places I'd missed. Wife was not impressed but thought it was funny.
Shew. I'll bet it smells as good as it looks, too.
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Any of you guys get a spray tan?
We are going on a trip to the tropics so I wanted to look my best for the local people. Figured a spray tan would be a good idea so I went into the salon yesterday and got sprayed.
Not positive but I think they messed up, possibly used the wrong spray or something.
Ya shoulda made a call to the Speaker's office. You'da gotten an expert's opinion from Suntan himself..
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LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Sam, you're probably one of the few people on this site that could get away with asking a question like this. lol
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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don't forget a mani & pedi, trim the carpet and drapes...then accessorize like h*ll...
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