Put out a potted plant or two, with a little Powder scattered on the top layer of soil.
Tell em' you priced out fertilizer and got the notion that smokeless powder might be cheaper.
...cross your eyes, and drool a bit,....
....there might yet be hope.
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
The jackbooted thugs with assault rifles will be crashing your door tomorrow to take you away. Flee.
Yup, he's toast.
Let's try and cheer him up, for whatever time he has remaining, though.
this might work:
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
