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My ex unplugged my deep freezer. It had a few deer cut and wrapped inside.

When I picked it up I almost UBER vomited in my garage. Holy fugg. Smelled like somebody stuffed five dead hookers in there six months back.

My buddy and I loaded it up and took it straight to the dump.



Travis



Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
My ex unplugged my deep freezer. It had a few deer cut and wrapped inside.

When I picked it up I almost UBER vomited in my garage. Holy fugg. Smelled like somebody stuffed five dead hookers in there six months back.

My buddy and I loaded it up and took it straight to the dump.



Travis



I would have dropped it off for her...


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It was the "interim" phase so she had the kids at that time. I wouldn't do that to them.

Also, the buy sell was signed on the house and I wasn't gonna leave that for the new family.

Fugg it. The dump is only three beers away anyhow.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Good plan then!


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One of your Uber friends here kill more than needed and give them to ya? grin


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Now that was cold!!!

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Originally Posted by huntfish101
Now that was cold!!!


He's a cyber-bully.

I put him on ignore.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dood,
you could've had an epic dog bait......or bear.
She thought she was helping.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by huntfish101
Now that was cold!!!


He's a cyber-bully.

I put him on ignore.



Travis



Ignore is the only good option you have when you're victimized.

I hope he didn't hurt your feelings too bad.

Hang in there. Time heals all wounds. smile

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Sorry things went the way they did. Things should be going better now.

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Hell, my EX even took the fugging toilet paper! Ain't that the shiitts


I have a friend that when his wife left she dug the roses out to the ground using a crowbar-stuck the crowbar in the ground with a sign on it that said, "if this damn thing blooms, I will be back for it." miles


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Originally Posted by deflave
Sounds to me like you hit the fuggin' lottery the same day your AC went out.




Travis


this made me actually laugh out loud. TFF


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Originally Posted by milespatton
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Hell, my EX even took the fugging toilet paper! Ain't that the shiitts


I have a friend that when his wife left she dug the roses out to the ground using a crowbar-stuck the crowbar in the ground with a sign on it that said, "if this damn thing blooms, I will be back for it." miles


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Next time. Instead of getting hitched, I'm just gonna find some woman I REALLY Hate and buy her a new house wink


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If I'da just killed her when I met her, I'd be out by now.....

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Originally Posted by huntsman22
If I'da just killed her when I met her, I'd be out by now.....


Yeah, but you'd think your name was 'hey b!tch.'

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Originally Posted by magshooter1
Yeah, I don't see myself ever doing the marriage thing again. Although in few months I may need to find a "friend with benefits". I've said this for years and I'll say it again now.

Women are proof that God has a wicked sense of humor.

It seems like she might make a good FWB. Outta state booty call and then back to neutral corners. Just reminder her when you are together that you don't try to communicate.


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Originally Posted by Dutch
It is just amazing how much money a woman can pizz away without a thought or care in the world...


He's gonna be shocked to learn how long a roll of toilet paper lasts...

Yeah, I swear sometimes someones eating the TP around here. When my wife was potty training my kids I told her her hand looked like a white first basemans glove. I finally got her to understand why the she clogs the toilet and I don't.


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Originally Posted by magshooter1
Yeah, I don't see myself ever doing the marriage thing again. Although in few months I may need to find a "friend with benefits". I've said this for years and I'll say it again now.

Women are proof that God has a wicked sense of humor.

It seems like she might make a good FWB. Outta state booty call and then back to neutral corners. Just reminder her when you are together that you don't try to communicate.


Ah, NO


Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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